McWizards

[Mint]

* A mail man comes to McWizards with a telegram from Mint*

the telegram reads

Dear (dear being crossed out) employees of McWizards,

I am stuck on the Knight Bus! I was going to get vegetables from planet X for our salads - but ..........the driver doesn't know where he is going, the waitress keeps charming people so they would stay calm (the horror!!! insanity is the only way to live), and other creatures in the bus behaive in strange manner.

But worry not! I found Huffleduck (who pretends to be Huffleduck's twin Hufflefluff, but I am too smart/stupid to believe him mua-hahhaha), we will attempt to jump off the bus to get back as soon as we can.

............meanwhile I would appreciate any escape ideas that you may have.....just post them on the fridge - i will telepathically read them ..............

Keep making making big money and keep Shrimpachikazillas healthy (you may feed them some customers if necessary) and dont worry about Lizzy - when I will be back i will make her a *wink* special salad!!!! muahahahahahah *choke*

Signed by Mint, Hufflesmth and a Half-eaten Shimp.

*Postman puts his hand in front of him for a tip, he doesn't see something scribbled on his forehead in small letters...........it reads Charge Me For entering instead

[Ju-DedoH]

Postman charged 5 galleonz
the Frenchfrieman sayz zat you should take a deep breath, jump out of ze bus and let yourselves fall back down to earth with ze gravity !

[Marcus Baker]

Hey mint, sry to hear about that. I know the conductor on the Knight bus. Ill call him on the telephone (if service is out there in planet X). If so, he will tell the driver to go to the salad shop. Good luck out there and dont run out of air (if you cant breath normally up there). Cya!!
Marc, the fry guy

[HuffleDuck]

Sent a telegram to McWizard

I'm on the knightbus right now and trying to get some vacation for a change with all those money from McWizard, but i got caught by Mint . Don't worry i'll try to evade her. I'm might stop at some stores, anybody wants souvenir from each planets? Only if im able to escape Mint...
PS: Hope all of ya back at the restaurant are doing fine and everything is taken care of. and wish me luck trying to escape from Mint.

[choki]

If the food on the knight bus taste bad, we can deliver ur meal via Marc our delivery man...just tell Marc ur coordinates
Huffleduck, can u get me a mini thestral? I heard abt the special breed from Planet X...I'm dying to get one...hehe and good luck in ur quest to escape from Mint
Oh Mint, don't worry abt the postman too...I had him fixed, looks like shrimpachickazillas are having a good meal now...

Choki, Head of Regulatory Affairs Dept

[AccioNiffler]

*accioniffler has a six sense it you will, she can tell whenever anyone is talking about anything that has tp do with her.*

*she senses something and tells her dancing partner on planet X that she will be rightback. >pop< she appartates to the spot of the disturbance*

Where am I? *She looks around* It mus be the back of McWizrds. But what would send my sense off like that? *she looks around again and notices a fridge with notes posted all over it and she leans in for closer examination*

If the food on the knight bus taste bad...

If the food on the knight bus taste bad!? Why would the food on the Knight Bus taste bad!? *angry sigh!* I'm sure it tastes better than anything from this place! *getting more upset* Well, I just can't take this anymore, I must get back to planet X. *hurt pride* >pop<

[Mint]

*A strange post man arrives at McWizards door, he looks like he has been through tough times*

Telegram reads:


Dear ("dear" crossed out twice) employees ,

I listen to your advices and decided that immidiate action is necessary. So I jumped out of the bus.

The lifestyle on the bus was horribly peacefull, even with their 2 jokers Fred and George, so I left them lots of firecrackers and lit up the match, hopefully they will use it well and create an ultimate chaos, just as we have one here at McWizards.

Huffleduck is ok... ("is" crossed out and replaced with "was")...actually I dont know...I pushed him out of the bus that is all i remember....

Anyway, I shall be arriving shorty (after I land on the planet, get vegetables)

Play not nice, overcharge the customers and take care of the shrimpachikadzillas!!

Yours,

Mint.
Location: Somewhere in MidAir on her way to Planet X

Postman falls on the floor. (getting telegrams from midair must have worn him off)

[HuffleDuck]

Dear McWizard's employee,

IT's day 3 now and i'm very hungry, i'm trying to sneak into the kitchen here on the KnightBus and trying to avoid Mint at the same time. I'll get your threstal ASAP after i've stole some foods and will left the knightbus after Mint have landed on planet X. I wanna to avoid her when going to store there. I dun think she have noticed that a few galleons from her pocket is missing. .... ..... Omg gotta go somebody is in the kitchen i'll .......[message got cut off]

[Marcus Baker]

umm, well it seems the owl didnt get there on time, it seems the owl ran out of oxygen (oohh, poor thing, well it was getting a little old, so thats ok) Well, I hope the food gets better there. Bye, and good luck girls!
Marc the Fry GUY

[choki]

Huffleduck I've sent a meal from McWizards up to Knight Bus via space owl...in this way, u won't be caught stealing more foods...and don't get caught by Mint...I still want my mini thestral

[Marcus Baker]

Hehe, thats what we call McWizzards Fast Food! The fastest food...because we are wizzad! Hehe

[HuffleDuck]

Dear McWizard Day 4

I have accidently knocked down a firecracker and it explored all over the bus. I don't know if they gonna make me pay for the damage or not. Right now i'm sitting in the corner of dark little cupboard writing to you guys. this might be the last letter you guys will get from me. After this letter i'll write from one of the store on Planet X. They should land soon if they'll make it to there from the damage by the firecrackers.
Uh-oh... fire fire.. FIRE FIRE

[choki]

Oh gosh, the knight bus is on fire?...Hmmm the space owl i sent left McWizards 5 mins ago...and i believe it will take abt 10 more mins to reach Knight bus...hmmm or wherever ur location is now...(not in midair i hope)
Choki

[HuffleDuck]

Dear McWizard,

Thanks to Accio, the bus is repaired. thank goodness.*sighs* I don't know when we're gonna land on Planet X. I think the bus driver took the wrong route. And i have received your foods choki. Thank you so much. It saved me a lot of money. I'm totally exhausted from the trip. They really need to land soon or i'll complain about the service and get me money back.

[AccioNiffler]

Dear McWizard,

Thanks to Accio, the bus is repaired. thank goodness.*sighs* I don't know when we're gonna land on Planet X. I think the bus driver took the wrong route. And i have received your foods choki. Thank you so much. It saved me a lot of money. I'm totally exhausted from the trip. They really need to land soon or i'll complain about the service and get me money back.

OWL TO HUFFLEDUCK:

You'll complain about the sevice and get your money back?! Well, let me tell you something, on the Knight Bus we don't make a common practice of paying back people who explode firecrackers on the bus Since I am so nice though, I will not tell Marcus about this, I dont know how he'd feel about someone messing up his bus and wanting money back too! So, have a nice day
--Accio

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