the telegram reads
Dear (dear being crossed out) employees of McWizards,
I am stuck on the Knight Bus!


But worry not!

............meanwhile I would appreciate any escape ideas that you may have.....just post them on the fridge - i will telepathically read them

Keep making making big money and keep Shrimpachikazillas healthy (you may feed them some customers if necessary) and dont worry about Lizzy - when I will be back i will make her a *wink* special salad!!!! muahahahahahah *choke*
Signed by Mint, Hufflesmth and a Half-eaten Shimp.
*Postman puts his hand in front of him for a tip, he doesn't see something scribbled on his forehead in small letters...........it reads Charge Me For entering instead
