Exotic Wands

[salemboy]

Heya everybody. I'm opening up an Exotic wand shop. Ranging every thing from exotic birds, to exotic fish (you read that right), to exotic trees, and more. Have you every heard of a two foot wand? Made out of Dogwood? With a Portugese Man-Of-War Tentacle Core? Well, now you have. Wait there are (going to be) tons more. Before I can really start production, though, I need someone to sign up for different jobs. Here are the job openings (I might add more over time):

1) As many core collectors as possible.

2) At least 1 medic for every collector.

3) About ten wand carvers.

4) Cashier.

5) Janitor (exotic can also mean messy)

6) At least 1 body guard per collector.

7) Knives' Smith(s)

8) Treasurer

9) Whatever you call a person who keeps track of all of the number of wands and supplies.

10) Some guy who's willing to wear a Chicken Suit (I'll explain later).

Then, last and probably the least important, but is my job, is job as boss. I will be instructing (more like suggesting) general areas you should go to collect, and some other stuff. That doesn't mean I'll be sitting at my desk doing nothing, I'll do my part in certain areas wherever they may need help. Also, if nobody else volunteers for it, I'll be wearing the chicken suit. Then, once I get enough employees, I'll open for business. *Puts up sign saying job applications accepted here*

[FawkesthePhoenix]

oooh! ooh! i want to be a core collector! pick me! i know i already have about 7 other jobs but im reeeeeeeeally short on cash! *jumps up and down, waving energeticly*

[Forge]

Can I be a medic? cause I'm planning on going to medical school in the near future.

[*Riley*]

Can I be wand carver !?

* Suddenly remembers that I own a wand shop*

"Hey!! Do I sence competition?"

*Grabs a oak wand and sets it on fire only to discover it had a gun powder core*

[Ms. Elsewhere]

I'd love to be part of this.. but I'm on maternity leave! So... will be back to count to do Inventory when I'm more settled. By then, there should be plenty of wands carved and cores collected!

[salemboy]

Deal for every body, except Riley. I say no to you because you already have your own shop. And yes. This is competition. My shop will blow you away, and if not, our wands will. Oh, and Forge, could you patch up Riley? I want to compete with him, not kill him. So let's see... *Puts up sign saying all employees names on it*

Core Collector(s): FawkesthePhoenix
Medic(s): Forge
Inventory Checker: Distortia
Still accepting many applications

Ok, and Forge, after you patch up Riley, could you be Fawes's Medic? Fawkes, as my first collector, I appoint you as my Chief Collector. Before collectors bring their cores to the shop to be put into wands, they must pass inspection by you. I will give you a basis on what to grade their wands on later.

Also, I will be wearing the chicken suit until somebody signs up for the job. *Pulls on a chicken suit and runs out in front of the shop holding an "Accepting Job Applications" sign.*

[Ms. Elsewhere]

lol

Um... how is a chicken 'exotic'?

shouldn't u use a more exotic creature.. or is just becuse ppl can't stop looking at a chicken?

[salemboy]

*Burns Chicken Suit* Ok, it'll be a monkey suit. *Conjurs a monkey suit out of thin air*

Change in job availability:

Chicken Suit has been taken from the list.

Now need someone willing to wear a monkey suit.

*Puts on monkey suit and stands out front holding a sign saying "Job Applications Accepted"*

[Forge]

*Reattaches Riley's blown-off ear and fingers*
If only I was around to help George, haha.

Ok, Fawke's medic, ready for action! *salutes*

[FawkesthePhoenix]

*jumps up and down* yay! ill gather together some supplies then its off to get cores! *starts packing* btw, are there any specific wand cores needed at the moment?

[salemboy]

Let's see, I know, let's go with a parrot feather. Bring in an order of about a hundred to get us started.
And Forge, bring a few snake intidotes, and medicine for mosquito-related illnesses, because where Parrots are found, so are snakes and Mosquitos.

[FawkesthePhoenix]

*starts preparing a harmless way to extract feathers*

[Forge]

I got the antidotes and the medicine!
*holds up a box of a bunch of bottles*

[salemboy]

Heya forge, ouch, before you go, though, could you patch me up? I stood in a barrel of gunpowder at Riley's shop and lit a match. Ow.

[Forge]

No problem.
*has salemboy drink a potion while he casts a few spells*

There! Good as new!