by salemboy » Saturday 31 May 2008 4:18:31pm
Heya everybody. I'm opening up an Exotic wand shop. Ranging every thing from exotic birds, to exotic fish (you read that right), to exotic trees, and more. Have you every heard of a two foot wand? Made out of Dogwood? With a Portugese Man-Of-War Tentacle Core? Well, now you have. Wait there are (going to be) tons more. Before I can really start production, though, I need someone to sign up for different jobs. Here are the job openings (I might add more over time):
1) As many core collectors as possible.
2) At least 1 medic for every collector.
3) About ten wand carvers.
4) Cashier.
5) Janitor (exotic can also mean messy)
6) At least 1 body guard per collector.
7) Knives' Smith(s)
8) Treasurer
9) Whatever you call a person who keeps track of all of the number of wands and supplies.
10) Some guy who's willing to wear a Chicken Suit (I'll explain later).
Then, last and probably the least important, but is my job, is job as boss. I will be instructing (more like suggesting) general areas you should go to collect, and some other stuff. That doesn't mean I'll be sitting at my desk doing nothing, I'll do my part in certain areas wherever they may need help. Also, if nobody else volunteers for it, I'll be wearing the chicken suit. Then, once I get enough employees, I'll open for business. *Puts up sign saying job applications accepted here*