McWizards

[Mint]

chooo :3

If you are looking for money (even though u shouldn't cause it all goes to me ^^ ) - ur too late, its gone. Once I take the money it dissapears into a bottomless pit of doom ^_~

And uh...I was out on the conference.. Important peoples like high managers have to go to things like that :3

*Mint smells money from a nearby customer and slides away happily*

[pinky p]

*scoops mint jelly (haha) into a jar and closes the lid*

[Mint]

*Mint-jelly goes to sleep untill the next money collection time comes*

So comfy *^.^* i call this jar a Minty jar ^-^

[Marcus Baker]

Hey Pinky p, thats some nice jelly you have there, can I have some?

*Takes out a knife, scoops up some of the jelly and puts it on toast*
Mmm...smells good

*opens his mouth wide*

[choki]

there you go again....trying to put something unknown into your mouth!
Bad boy, Marcus...
*whacks Marcus' head with a frying pan*

Oh...jam...are you making a nice breakfast toast for everyone?
Go ahead

[Mint]

I think they are going to eat me <.<

Hey you, if you eat me that will be a deduction from your salary!!!

heh, why does my voice sound like a tiny squealing o.o

[Marcus Baker]

OH MY! Is the jelly is TALKING!!!?? Oh yea, this is McWizzards...hmmm, what kind of black magic is going on here?? Oh your telling me that your Mint!? Hahaha, my boss wouldnt sound like that, or look like jelly. Hmm, this is awfully confusing. I was never good with these logic and mind puzzles. Choki, help me, the jelly is making my head hurn
*Lies down and starts to band his head on the floor*

[pinky p]

marcus- stop- no- MARCUS! no wonder you fall asleep on the grill all the time... you have brain damage from banging your head and eating mysterious dark objects!!!!!

*puts mint jelly in the back of the fridge behind a can of bug repellant and a box of powdered bloodroot*

[choki]

Oh poor Marcus...maybe you should take a rest by the grill and not on the grill ok? And have a soothing drink...don't worry it is just pure lemon juice

[Mint]

Give him some McWizard's tea!!
*squeals Jello-Mint from the top of the fridge*
That should calm him down........

[pinky p]

*pours marcus some lemon tea*

there you are. now, let's talk about this. how do you feel about your illness? do you have mixed/unmanagable emotions? do you feel the harmful actions of your co-workers led to your current self-destructive state? i'm here to help, we can talk. this is a safe zone, marcus.

[Marcus Baker]

*Drinks the tea Mint gives him, then turns to Pinky P to answer her questions*

Mint is the best person in the universe, and my whole salery should go to her
*Shoves lots of money to mint, then gets on his knees to bow to her*

[Mint]

hehehe *squeals Mint-Jelly happily as piles of money disappear in the bottomless pit of doom*

Everything is gonna be ok if you continue like this! I think we should make you employee of the month!! We will put ur picture on the wall of glory....erm...which would be that one (Mint points in a random direction) After all this sort of behavior should be definitely promoted in our wonderful McWizards!!!

.......Oh and that tea, hm, lets put it in all of the take out orders as a *special free(!!!) addition*. It's been sitting in McWizard's warehouse space for a while now, looks like it has some special properties ^.^ and i like em!!

*Mint-Jelly grins at everyone and settles comfortable in the jar*

[pinky p]

*tuts* no no no no no, that will not do, marcus! *dumps out the tea* mint is jelly now, she cannot hurt you! this is a safe zone, nothing goes beyond this perimeter. i'm here to help, marcus, we can talk. what has mint done to you? has she threatened you? abused you? mentally abused you?

*straightens phsycho analist glasses*

[Marcus Baker]

Pinky, If i say anything, will you not tell anyone?? Ok then. The truth is actually, after I drank this tea, there have been voices in my head telling me what to say, and they said "Worship Mint, for she is your savior", and If I do not do so, then they told me that they were going to send me to the Department for Wizzarding Loonitics in the Minestry of Magic in Norway . Soo, I dont want to go to Norway, so...im

*Voice in the head says* "Marcus, what are you doing, how dare you disrespect me. "

Sorry, Mint forgive me, I know not of what I do. Please savior and almighty Mint, Queen of McWizzards!!!