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ha! *inspects coins* these are fake galleons! besides, there is a 100,000 galleon leaving charge! so, help me shoot these worms! *throws moonstone a laser gun*
*Wakes up from sleeping on the floor because there is a burning smell*
"Hello everyone...oh hello Moonstone, welcome to McWizzards. I am Marc the Fry Cook guy! Would you like a Shrimpachickazillia burger, they are reaching the expiration date, so eat up up, only 200 galleons each!" *Sees the lazer gun going bonkers* "hmm....this can be a slight problem, perhaps a Goo Milkshake???"
*Lazer shoots a hole in Marc's very expensive fry cook hamburger flipper*
"AHHH!!!! My VERY EXPENSIVE FRY COOK HAMBURGER FLIPPER!!! It is....holed!!!!!"
*Starts crying as a galleon eating worm crawls up his nose*
Your hair is on fire, Mint!
*grabs a fire extinguisher*
Luckily, we stocked up these muggle inventions
*sees Marc crying over the cooker*
Erm, well Mint, you take this...I have to go help Marc...he is a sad guy...just lost his favourite golden flipper
*throws the fire extinguisher at Mint, hitting her head*
oh my goodness! *runds over to the unconcious, on fire mint* mint! MINT! wake up! you're on fire! *sprays w/ fire extinguisher* hey, who replaced the fire extinguisher chemicals w/ grass salad? *dumps bucket of mcwizzi cola on mint, and the fire goes out* there we go. moonstone... get that thing out of here! you've already set mint and the welcome mat on fire!
by Marcus Baker » Thursday 29 April 2004 11:06:29pm
Mint, have u lost your mind??? Hmmm...maybe you actually did! Well Mint, ur on fire because of the same reason that there is a hole in my flipper!!! My lucky golden flipper!!! Well....you on fire, a hole in my flipper, its not the end of the world is it?
Aww dont cry Marcus!!!! How about we fry Huffleducks baby dragon?? Im sure noone will miss it.... <_<' We just gonna tell her it died in the Tragic Chicken/Duck war