Favourite Quote?

[beaxbatandball]

<font color=darkorchild>I love this one:
Hermione: They'd never have set a task that was undoable!
Ron: They have. Harry, go down to the lake tomorrow, right, stick your head in, yell at the merpeople to give back what ever they've nicked and see if they chuck it out. Best you can do, mate.

It gets me in stiches!

[bewitchin]

I like the part in the first book when Hagrid comes to give Harry his letter at that miserable little cottage on the rock, and gives Dudley a pig's tail:

"Meant ter turn him into a pig, but I suppose he was so much like a pig anyway there wasn't much left ter do."

Hehehe...I also like a lot of other quotes, but I'm too lazy to look them up now.

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[KoolKev]

Hermione:Pretend to break your leg!
Ron:REALLY break your leg!

[BECKYness]

Yeh i like the one that bewitchen said! HA HA HA HA

[Quicksilver]

We tried to shove him in a pyramid, but mum spotted us
-George Weasly

What happened down in the dungeons between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret, so, nautrally, the whole school knows." -Dumbledore


His eyes are as green
As a fresh pickled toad
His hair as black
As a blackboard.
I wish he were mine ,
He's really diviiiine!
The hero, who conquered,
The Daark Looord!


"What is it professor" siad lavender
"Its uranus my dear"
"Hey lavendar can I have a look at uranus to?" asked ron


"Just put them on Archie, theres a good chap. You can't walk around like that the Muggle at the gate's already suspocious-"
"I bought this in a Muggle shop, muggles wear them!"
"Muggle WOMEN wear them, not men.."
"I like a healthy breeze 'rond my privates thanks."

"Now now, we can't have that! Somebody slap the referee!"
Ludo Bagman at the World Cup


"Percy wouldn't recognise a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's
tea-cosy."
Fred

"Out of the way, seriously evil wizard coming through."
George?

[Broccoli]

"You need to be prepared. You need to be alert and watchful. You need to put that away, Miss Brown, when I'm talking."

<font color=blue> I also like Snape's speach at the first lesson and the scene where </font> "Hermione Granger was on the edge of her seat and looked desperate to start proving that she wasn't a dunderhead". <font color=blue> She is so very much like me sometimes! </font>


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[Broccoli]

And I like this one:
"If you made a better rat than a human, its not much to boast about, Peter."

[hermionegirl09]

i like:

"I'll come off worse in a fight"-Ron
"I was gonna have a fight. ok I'll lose a bet"-Harry
"Yeah, you'll be betting i'll win my fight"-Ron

i can't remember it word 4 word but good enough.

[ermintrude2003]

'I shudder to think what the state of my intray would be if i was away from work for five days.'
'Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Perce?' said Fred.
'That was a sample of fertiliser from Norway!' said Percy, going very red in the face. 'It was nothing personal!'
'It was,'Fred whispered to Harry, as they got up from the table. 'We sent it.'

thats one of my favs!

[LadySnape]

"He's not Fred, I am!"
"Honestly woman, you call yourself our mother!"

HILARIOUS! Fred and George are little buggers, no?

[chrestomanci]

These are some of my favorites, despite the fact that they're total Snape-bashing sentiments (but then again, what else would you expect from the Marauders?):

[i:n9ajbllv]"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."

"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."

"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."

"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."[/i:n9ajbllv]

The funniest one, though, has got to be the one about Percy and the dancing joke. I laughed my head off for days after I read that one!

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[the-rabid-chocobo]

i love any of the quidditch matches...lee makes them so funny ^.^

[Gryffindor Student]

I like the one where Ron says....
"Dont talk to me I want to fix that in my mind forever... 'Draco Malfoy, The Amazeing Bouncing Ferret!" I was reading that in class at school one day and everyone was quiet working and I just started laughing. In the middle of class! It was hard to stop laughing! I probably have more but this is all i can think of for now.!

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[the-rabid-chocobo]

i laughed hard then too

[Quicksilver]

*!* Can i see uranus too Lavendar?*!*

I totally cracked up.