Broomsticks And Owls

by **Jotomicron** » Thursday 12 February 2004 8:56:34pm

Athena Appleton wrote:Ron: Dean, that's really cool how the soccer players are all still in your poster! I mean, check it out, the photographer really did an excellent job capturing the essence of competativeness in one simple shot!

This is the funniest!!!

Krum (n perfect pronunciation):[b] Hermione, you suck. I mean, why should I go to the Yule Ball with you? You're so ugly!!

by **AngelicS_89** » Friday 13 February 2004 1:13:06pm

This is the first time I'm reading this,It's so funny..I'll try to think of something too.

Hermione:Oh,no!My nail,it's damaged.Oh,I can't go to classes like this!!!
Harry:Ron,have you done your homework?
Ron:Yes,the day we got it!You?
Harry:Of course,Hermione you?
Hermione:No,I'm too busy for it!

by **Ferrus** » Friday 13 February 2004 9:05:15pm

OMG!!!! this is just too funny!! :lol:

Hermione:(looking out of the common room window) erm... harry... theres someone bieng attacked by Fang down there...
Harry: huh? can´t really bother... not feeling very motivated right now...
Ron: Can you two shut up?! I´m trying to concentrate on doing Trelawneys homework, Snapes essay on Moonstone and studying for our OWLs!!

Hermione:[/i]What? you´re studying for OWLs??? we have still got three whole days ´till we have to do them!!

by **AngelicS_89** » Saturday 14 February 2004 6:30:08pm

In the boy's dorm...

Harry:Aaaaah,ther is something under my ed.OPh,I'm so scared!Mommy!
Ron:Why are you calling your mum for,when you don't have it unlike me :evil:

?Oh,Harry stop crying,it's just a little spider,I'll crash him for a moment!
Harry:Oh,thanks Ron,you're my hero

by **Jotomicron** » Saturday 14 February 2004 7:24:36pm

Filch (In nice mood): Dear Peeves, would you join me for a drink at Hogsmead?

Malfoy: Professour, I think you should give Gryffindor ten points for playing Quidditch so well...

by **Nobby** » Monday 16 February 2004 3:38:10pm

Ron to Pansy: U look so pretty tonight? That pink dress really complements your figure.

Pansy: Why thank u Ron!

Ron: Your welcome Pansy! Ive always said u were the most pretty and intelligent person in the whole school!

Pansy: Ron your making me blush

HEHE :lol:

by **Nobby** » Monday 16 February 2004 3:41:25pm

Heres another one!

Petunia: Harry, dinners ready darling

(Harry enters kitchen)

Vernon: Here Harry have my seat you been mowrking so hard today doing all those spells like a good little wizard.

Dudley: Yeah Harry have a seat, you can have my food im not hungry.

by **Jotomicron** » Tuesday 17 February 2004 9:38:46pm

Nobby wrote:Heres another one!

Petunia: Harry, dinners ready darling

(Harry enters kitchen)

Vernon: Here Harry have my seat you been mowrking so hard today doing all those spells like a good little wizard.

Dudley: Yeah Harry have a seat, you can have my food im not hungry.

Ha

Ha

Ha!!!

McGonagall: Mr Potter, you're fat. I'll take ten points from Gryffindor for that. And Miss Granger, you are so smart that I think I'll give you hundred times more homework: I want you to be as stupid and Dumbledore...

by **AngelicS_89** » Tuesday 17 February 2004 10:48:52pm

This thread is fantastic

Before third book:

Ron:Hermione I love your cat,she's great,so I've decide to let her it Scrabbers

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Hermione:I hate those stupid,ugly house elfs :evil:

!!!

by **Nobby** » Tuesday 17 February 2004 11:33:39pm

*big crash outside the dursleys*

Vernon: wot was that petunia

Petunia: Dunno, don't care

Vernon: U sure u dont know, u dont want to have a look

Petunia: No the neighbours are boring, i hate people who spy on the neighbours

by **Jotomicron** » Wednesday 18 February 2004 7:27:14pm

Hagrid (seeing Harry holding a huge cage, trembling with fear): What do you carry there?
Harry: Just a dog!
Hagrid: Let it go... (trembling even more) I'm AFRAID of dogs!!!

by **Nobby** » Wednesday 18 February 2004 7:51:03pm

Hermione: i hate elves

* she runs kicking dobby in the head*

by **Liquid Ice** » Sunday 22 February 2004 10:23:25pm

Harry: Running to Petunia Mum! Mum! Muuuuuuuummyyyyy!!
Petunia: Elbowing Dudley out of the way What is it Harrykins? Whats wrong with my little wizardy? GET OUT OF THE WAY DUDLEY, HARRYS UPSET!
Harry: Mum....my divination teacher predicted my death just before the end of term....im gonna die!!
Petunia: Nearly fainting with shock Oh Harry! Mummys little treasure! Dont worry we wont let anything happen to you! Why dont you go and prune the roses Dudley and keep out of the way while I find Harry a hanky....

by **Jotomicron** » Sunday 22 February 2004 10:27:07pm

Liquid Ice wrote:Harry: Running to Petunia Mum! Mum! Muuuuuuuummyyyyy!!
Petunia: Elbowing Dudley out of the way What is it Harrykins? Whats wrong with my little wizardy? GET OUT OF THE WAY DUDLEY, HARRYS UPSET!
Harry: Mum....my divination teacher predicted my death just before the end of term....im gonna die!!
Petunia: Nearly fainting with shock Oh Harry! Mummys little treasure! Dont worry we wont let anything happen to you! Why dont you go and prune the roses Dudley and keep out of the way while I find Harry a hanky....

Hahaha

A quick one:
Snape (in great joy): 50 points for Gryffindor cause I'm in a good mood!!! :razz:

by **Jotomicron** » Sunday 22 February 2004 10:27:56pm

Liquid Ice wrote:Harry: Running to Petunia Mum! Mum! Muuuuuuuummyyyyy!!
Petunia: Elbowing Dudley out of the way What is it Harrykins? Whats wrong with my little wizardy? GET OUT OF THE WAY DUDLEY, HARRYS UPSET!
Harry: Mum....my divination teacher predicted my death just before the end of term....im gonna die!!
Petunia: Nearly fainting with shock Oh Harry! Mummys little treasure! Dont worry we wont let anything happen to you! Why dont you go and prune the roses Dudley and keep out of the way while I find Harry a hanky....

Hahaha

A quick one:
Snape (in great joy): 50 points for Gryffindor cause I'm in a good mood!!! :razz:

Someone from Slytherin: Hurray!!!

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