CougarMan's Old School Writings

[Cougie]

I can't be bothered to write anything new so I'll post some of my previous works done at school.

Here's one I did in 10th grade:

Le Poème Macbeth

Meet again, three witches did,
To see Macbeth, that crazy kid
Who somehow won that wonky war
And has been titled Thane of Cawdor.

The witches greeted him.
Said he would be king.
He rushed home to tell his wife
That she may soon be queen.

So they planned to kill King Duncan
And chuck him out of Scotland.
They thought about it night and day,
Decided to do it anyway.

‘Beth stabbed Duncan in his room.
His sons both fled like a sonic boom.
‘Beth became king and the deed’s fulfilled,
But just to be sure, Banquo’s killed.

As soon as ‘Beth proposed his toast,
He saw Banquo as a ghost.
The guests soon got suspicious
At the words of the crazy host.

‘Beth then went to see the witches
Who gave him a yucky drink.
Told him about the likely future
That made his black heart sink.

Now ‘Beth’s really up the wall,
So it’s bad luck for Macduff.
‘Beth just had to kill his son
While he’s having a bubble bath

Malcolm and Duff have had enough.
They mounted an army to kick his butt.
Duff huffed and puffed and chopped ‘Beth’s head,

And now he’s dead.

[pinky p]

wow, that was quite a retelling of macbeth!

i liked it... can we see any more of your poems?

[Mint]

Oh wow, that was really good!!!!! I really liked how the last "concluding" line was used. Very professional.

More please!!!