by Quicksilver » Thursday 19 September 2002 9:36:55pm
Anything you can do I can do better- Hemione
You can fly - Wood
Amazing (Aerosmith) - Snape
(If you nee the lyrics, just ask. It really does fit him so perfectly)
I'm too sexy - Lockhart
Stayin Alive- Voldie
Grapefruit Diet by Weird Al - Duddikins
(Who's that waddlin down the street
It's just me cause I love to eat
Fudge and Twinkies and Deviled Ham
Who's real flabby,
Yes I am!
Every picture of me
Got to be an aerial view
Now my doctor tells me, theres just one thing left to do
Grape fruit diet,
throw out the pizza and beer
Grapefruit diet,
Get those jelly donuts
Outta here
GRapefruit diet
Might seem a little severe
But I'm gettin tired of my big fat rear.
I used to live on chocolate sauce
Make sumo wrsetlers look like
Kate Moss, walk down an alley and I got stuck
Got more rolls than a pastry truck
When I'm all done eatin I eat a little more
When I leave a room, first I have to grease the door
Grapefruit diet
Can't have another eclair
GRapefruit Diet
Gotta decrease my dair e air *AKA BUTT*
I'm on a grapefruit diet,
Grapefruit diet
No more pie now
Now more crum bole
Lay off the gravy
And souffle
No french frieieieies now
o ice cream parfait
Mr Cheese Nacho
Stay away
I think I'd sell my soul for a triple patty met
But I need a boomerang when I put on my belt
Grapefruit Diet
Lay off the three musketeers
GRapoefruit diet
Till my big booty dissapears
Grapefruit diet
Eat em till they come outta my ears
Grape fruit diet
Haven't seen my feet in years
I'm ona grapefruit diet
I'm on a grapefruit diet
I'm on a grape fruit diet!)