The Lion, The Witch, and the Malfoy

[Friar Tuck]

Professor Snape said, "Today, we will be making a potion which, if succesful, shall make you temporarily incorporeal. But, if you do it wrong, you will know. If you know you did it wrong, and you are affected in any way, you are not under my control as to what you do to solve the problem. You will each make a potion, and your partner will test it by drenching themselves with it. If it works, you should be able to walk through desks and chairs."

There were murmurs about what might happen if it went wrong.

"Partners will be Inter-house, and will be decided by use of these hats," Snape said. "One is for Slytherin, the other for Gryffindor. The first team is Brown and...Parkinson. The next team is..."

And so he went making teams. Ron and Crabbe were a team, Harry and Goyle were a team, and so on until the last team was formed. "And by process of elimination, the last team is Granger and Malfoy."

"No way!" Malfoy told Crabbe and Goyle. "I don't want some disgusting Mudblood touching my stuff, and I don't want to try anything she has for me."

"Unfair! I think that hat is rigged!" Hermione told Harry and Ron.

"That may be true, but just grin and bear it, and don't lose it," Harry told Hermione.

"The ingredients are in the cupboard," Snape said, "and the instructions," he said, tapping the board with his wand, "are on the board. You have until the end of class. Go."

Scurrying was heard as peoplescrambled to get the ingredients. After that, not much noise was made, because the Gryffindors and Slytherins hated each other. After half an hour, most people were almost done, putting in their last ingredient, half a cup of lemon juice. As Hermione was applying her lemon juice to her potion, Neville asked, "Hermione, how much lemon juice do we need?"

"Half a cup," she replied, while unknowingly pouring the whole cup of lemon juice in the cauldron. Meanwhile, across from her Malfoy thought, "This will be a way to humiliate that Mudblood scum." He poured the entire cup of lemon juice in the cauldron. They both took a flask and scooped a sample of their creation. Hermione and Malfoy were one of the first to finish and when they grabbed the other person's flask, Hermione told him, "Bottoms up." Malfoy replied, "Yeah, well, if its been poisoned, you'll be in heaps of trouble." They poured the flask's contents onto themselves. Then, Hermione tried to walk through a desk, but failed, while Malfoy tried to walk through his chair, but to no avail. "Hey, you messed mine up!" they told each other.

Unfortunately for them, they weren't aware that the effects of the botched potions were starting to take place.

END PART ONE

[Gwared]

Keep going please .

[Sacred Guardian]

yeah, keep going, i want to know what happens to them

[Friar Tuck]

"Wh-wh-wh-what's happening?" Hermione asked. Then she looked at her robes. They were starting to be eaten away by the potion. The same thing happened to Malfoy. "AAAAAHHHHH!!!" they screamed. Everone else laughed, because they had all did their potions correctly, and what was happening would have been an embarrasing moment for both Gryffindor and Slytherin.

"What do we do, Professor?" Malfoy asked.

"Whatever you have to to get out of this mess. You could hurry to your common rooms to get fresh robes, because I don't think anyone's out in the hall." Snape replied.

And so they ran out, materials in hand. "Wait a minute!" Hermione said as her sleeves were disappearing. "I've got a Gryffindor cloak for Care of Magical Creatures. We can cover ourselves with it, go to our common rooms, change, and go back down and do it again. Or get detention."

"Great, now I have to cover myself with a Gryffindor cloak with Granger," Malfoy muttered.

"Hey, I heard that! I could just take the cloak with me, and you can be on your way. I bet Peeves is out here though." Hermione replied.

"Err...okay. But, who's common room are we going to first? Wait, mine of course!" Malfoy said.

"No, we're going to mine. I'm higher up than you and I have more to cover." Hermione replied.

"Well, you're right. Besides, I wouldn't want to see a nasty Mudblood like you naked." Malfoy said. He then thought, "Or maybe I would."

"And I wouldn't want to see you naked, either!" Hermione said. She thought, "But since he is, its not the worst thing to look at. I mean, with people like Crabbe and Goyle."

They made their way up to the seventh floor. She made him wait at the top of the stairs so he wouldn't hear the password. Even then, she wispered it to the Fat Lady. "Canary Cream" she said. It was an homage to Fred and George. She quickly went to the girls dormitory, found a spare robe and changed just as the robe was coming up her thighs. When she went outside, she tried hard to stifle a laugh, because Malfoy was almost naked.

"Not a word to this to anyone, or you'll get it Granger! " Malfoy said.

"I wouldn't want to tell anyone about this. Besides our classes already know. They'll probably tell everyone," Hermione said. "Here. You'll need this," she said, tossing the cloak to Malfoy.

They hurried down to the dungeons, and Hermione was asked to return to class, but she refused. "I'm not letting you take my cloak!" she said.

"Fine! Go wait over there!" Malfoy said, pointing to the staircase. She went over to the staircase as Malfoy told the password, "Chocolate frogs". He went, found one of his robes, and went back outside. They arrived in Snape's room to see a lot, in fact everyone, except for Neville, who had used his own potion, but became yellow.

"I see you have taken care of the situation. Malfoy, Granger, you each have detention tonight, 5 o' clock, in which you will demonstrate the correct way to make this potion. Longbottom, I want a detailed explanation of what you did wrong, and how you would alleviate this problem. Everyone else, no homework. Class dismissed."

Outside the class, Ron said, "Whoa, Hermione got detention and we didn't? That's new."

"Yeah, I have to spend another hour and a half with him." Hermione said.

In another place, Crabbe said, "You have detention for Snape? That's something that doesn't happen every day."

"You bet, I have to be around that filthy Mudblood for an hour and a half." Malfoy replied.

Hermione and Malfoy thought, " Another hour and a half. That should be fun."

-END OF STORY

So what did you think? I wasn't gonna be a shipper at first, but then, it leaned over to Hermione/Malfoy, so I ran with that.

[TheAmazingBouncingFerret]

*Giggles* very funny

[Meg Boyd]

hilarious....you should write more often...