Broomsticks And Owls

by **HuffleDuck** » Friday 1 August 2003 4:32:05pm

Next year DADA will be Lupin again.(hopefully) or some new character and hope he/she will stay.

by **Hermy** » Monday 4 August 2003 9:50:53am

Maybe Harry will kill Voldemort in book 6 (and there will be a good, competant DADA teacher), then because Voldemort is scared of dying, he will return as a ghost, and in actual fact will teach DADA as a ghost (in the same way that Prof Binns teaches History of Magic).
And somehow Harry will find a way of finishing him off for good!

OK, it's not very good, but maybe it made you laugh!

by **Colin** » Monday 4 August 2003 5:17:45pm

Yes it did Hermy:) Good thinking!

If we are to outwit JKR, we need to think outside the box.

by **Hermy** » Tuesday 5 August 2003 8:26:43am

laughs

I've lost it!
My thoughts have left the box, sealed it down and are dancing on top of it laughing.

by **Holly Golightly** » Tuesday 5 August 2003 10:07:05am

hehehe! excellent Hermy! :grin:

I love the dancing on top of it bit!!! :lol:

by **Gwared** » Tuesday 5 August 2003 10:40:20am

Oh dear, a rival for the weirdest sense of humour!!

Holly Vs Hermy....

by **Holly Golightly** » Tuesday 5 August 2003 11:10:38am

tsk tsk tsk Gwared, mocking people!

Holly lightly smacks Gwared on the nose with a rolled up newspaper...

Bad Gwared!

:lol:

by **Albus** » Tuesday 5 August 2003 12:37:10pm

I'd like the new DADA teacher to be either Charles or Bill Weasley.
I know they're invloved in OoTP but there may be many expedients for JK to make them return and be able to accept the job...

You know, I'd like to hear "Good job, little bro, ten points for Gryffondor"

by **Hermy** » Tuesday 5 August 2003 12:40:55pm

If anything Charlie would teach Care of Magical creatures I would imagine.

I wonder how good centaurs are at DADA as Trelawny and Fienze can't both teach Divination can they?

by **gecko** » Tuesday 5 August 2003 1:40:49pm

They can both teach it actually. It's what they did at the end of OotP! How exactly I don't know, but somewhere in another topic it was thought that maybe Trelawney does the 3rd and 4th years or something, and Firenze the other 3..

by **Holly Golightly** » Tuesday 5 August 2003 2:13:34pm

Well, they said that Charlie was staying over in Romania, to help promote overseas wizarding relations, or whatever... But I realy like the idea of Bill being the next DADA teacher!

How much fun would that be! He's got alot of experience with curse-breaking (working for Gringotts and all)! I wonder what other types of qualifications he woudl need?

Didn't Ron say taht Percy got 12 OWL's just like Bill, so he must be pretty smart! (Wonder what NEWTS he got???)

Great idea there Albus! :grin:

by **Albus** » Tuesday 5 August 2003 2:20:02pm

Can you imagine if it were Molly Weasley ???
It would be really exillarant :lol:

I'm trying to imagine Ron's face when he comes to know...
"What ?! Mum ?! It's not true, is it ???"

by **Holly Golightly** » Tuesday 5 August 2003 2:26:41pm

Yeah, but that could be a bit disturbing!

Imagine: Today class, we will be defending outselves against ???? dark creature. Except you three Harry Ron and Hermoine! It's way to dangerous,and I won't have you lot exposed to such stuff. Infact, elave this calssroom right now! :lol:

by **gecko** » Tuesday 5 August 2003 2:30:03pm

And she'd be giving all her students 'Weasley' jumpers for christmas! Imagine the whole school walking around in those things! lol

by **Hermy** » Tuesday 5 August 2003 4:52:59pm

That is a BRILLIANT idea! Can you imagine her yelling at Ron for not doing his homework for her!

Broomsticks And Owls

Next Year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher

A totally stupid theory

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