Things the HP Gang would never say

[Ms. Elsewhere]

hahaha these are all so funny! has anyone seen the utube parody's of the movies where ppl voice over? Some of them are just WRONG, but others are really funny! Also, Potter Puppet Pals are hilarious... The mysterious ticking noise? (sorry, don't mean to promote stuff... if I'm doing the wrong thing, please delete!)

Ok... stuff the HP gang wouldn't say...

HP: Please, I want to live with the Dursleys!
Uncle Vernon: I think I'm going to go to one of Harry's Quidditch matches.
Aunt Petunia: Who cares what the neighbors are up to??
Dudley: From now on, all I want to eat is salad.
Ron: Hey, let's go second hand clothes shopping just for the fun of it!
Hermione: Draco, I think I'm in love!
Hagrid: I am terrified of anything that walks on all fours!
Dumbledore: (umm.. there's almost nothing he wouldn't say...hmmm...)

and so on and so on and so on!

[FawkesthePhoenix]

*voldy and the des are sitting around a crackling fire knitting*

lv:im thinking a nice beige scarve would go nice with my knee socks, dont you? we could add them to the all-new all knitted death eater outfits!
des: yay! and dont forget the pink booties and woolen mittens!

[Ms. Elsewhere]

(I think I laughed for.... a good 20 minutes over that one.. I still giggle about it! oh... my side....)

House Elves of Hogwarts: Ok... we're going to adopt the new government guidelines for food in schools.. no more junkfood provided! From now on all healthy rabbit food for you. (We need to combat the obesity crisis in children.)


Funny..... I didn't notice, with all that yummy food ,that there was much mention of actual exercise to counter all the calorie intake.... hmmmmmmmmmm yet the movies show most kids were pretty trim and slim...

[FawkesthePhoenix]

*harry is waiting for voldemort to come and try to kill him* *voldy walks in wearing stiletto heels and strikes a pose*

harry: *runs forward* that's not---
lv: yup. the new wizard's monthly delivery of shoes. These are ak heels.
harry: how did you get a subscription?
lv: i have connections. i could get you a subscription.
harry: you'd do that for me?
lv: of course. ive really come to enjoy our yearly clash of magic.
harry: me too. you'll win one of these days.
lv: you're sweet for saying so. now let's go make a call to lockhart to see if he can fit your order of shoes into his schedule.
harry: we'll be the most stylin' arch foes ever!
lv: yeah!
*they both high five*

[*Riley*]

You always write about fashion !

Malfoy: *Calls out to Ron* Can I sleep over ?

Ron: Sure, but mum hasn't finished, have you ever tried cleaning a mansion ??!

[FawkesthePhoenix]

well, i need to expose voldemort for the fashion-forward person he is, lol!

voldy: EEK! lucius, you have split-ends!
lucius: *grabs his hair* i do? NOOOO!!!!!! THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!
voldy: calm down, i have loriel hair repair.
lucius: omg, master, you are a LIFESAVER.
voldy: *smiles* i know.

[GodrictheGriffon]

LV to the DES: Does anyone have some suggetions for our Annual Battling Muggle Poverty Event.
Fenrir: A Vegetarian Back-Sale
LV: Perfect!