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Postby Simatra » Monday 9 July 2007 11:20:12pm

Hmmm,....Well, no wonder no ones buying any books........Where's the pet books? Here's an artical called How to Potty Train you Pup, by I.P. Onflor. ..... ew ....

Here's an article for Taxcollecters, by Ivy Richer Wittax
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Postby GodrictheGriffon » Wednesday 11 July 2007 4:00:45pm

Lopsided-By:Aileen Tou Unside
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Postby Simatra » Wednesday 12 December 2007 10:05:58pm

Wow....*wipes dust off shelves*
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Postby FawkesthePhoenix » Thursday 13 December 2007 3:28:24pm

ahh....books..... *sits down in an unseen nook and starts to read*
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Postby Simatra » Thursday 24 January 2008 4:53:52pm

So anyway, it seems my little store isn't doing so well with business...Come Spotty, time for your bath. you're looking a little dusty. *takes Spotty in the grooming area* Hey! Godric! Where's the shampoo?
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Postby GodrictheGriffon » Friday 25 January 2008 10:35:23pm

*Finds it in an ancient Greek pot* Here it is! *Shakes it up-side down* But it's not coming out. I believe that has fused to the jar. *Throws it across the room and it shatters against the wall. A rock of dusty, dirty, once-goo is still solid and is now lying at Simatra's feet. Spotty begins to eat it.*
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Postby Simatra » Saturday 26 January 2008 1:27:27am

O_o :o
No! Spotty! Don't eat the gloop! *grabs Spotty and picks up the solid block of Shampoo.*
Think if we microwave it, it will melt? :???:
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Postby GodrictheGriffon » Saturday 26 January 2008 6:03:37pm

Maybe. If there's any water left in it to boil.
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Postby FawkesthePhoenix » Sunday 16 March 2008 8:15:25pm

*wakes up on the floor* wait, that was shampoo? i thought it was rock candy........
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