Broomsticks And Owls

by **Countess of Insanity** » Sunday 29 May 2005 5:43:29am

Voldie to Harry: what do you say we sit down for a cup of tea before today's war?

harry: sounds good to me, do you like green?

*one hour later*

Harry: your tea gone?

voldie: yup. back to war?

harry: back to war.

by **Phoenix in the Ashes** » Sunday 29 May 2005 5:49:33am

Voldemort: "Sometimes I get the feeling that people don't fancy me....."

by **Gwared** » Sunday 29 May 2005 11:50:53am

Voldermort: "Avada Ke....wait a minute. What's my motivation for this?"

by **niki_192** » Saturday 9 July 2005 12:19:20pm

u kno....i've never really heard any of the trio swear.......

and i dont think that hermione will ever ask ron out...ron might ask hermione but i doubt it

snape:potter do u kno why we are here?
harry: so you can teach me how to open my mind to the dark lord
snape: exactly potter, you need to know how to open your mind to voldermort
harry: im trying
snape:try harder
harry:ok hes in and hes telling me 2 kill draco malfoy and seamus finnigan
snape:noooooooooo
harry: why?
snape: i love draco
harry: no woder you always give him presents
snape: yes ...if you want to kill draco you have 2 go through me first
harry: suit yourself.....byebye snivellus
snape:harry i am your father
harry:dad
snape:yes son
harry: but where have you been all these years...you never told me
snape: i was trying to protect you
harry:*leaps into arms*
snape: just joking
harry: you cruel man
snape: nah i was joking bout that...i really am your father.... harry
harry: yes
snape: will u help me wash my hair i havent washed it in a year
harry:sure

to be continued....................................................

by **niki_192** » Saturday 9 July 2005 12:27:35pm

voldie:what you say death eaters...shall we go shopping
death eaters: yes master and on the way can u let us stop at mcdonalds, best clothes for fighting and eye care...
voldie: certaintly
death eaters: thank you master
voldie: (in clothes shop trying on clothes) does my butt look big in this?
death eaters: no master it is perfect
voldie: tell the truth
death eaters: fine master...your butt look as big as texas
voldie: really? i might buy this then
voldie: (later on in eyecare) what sunnies do u think will match my slits?
death eaters: master maybe you should try the black gucci flatron glasses, they would really bring out your slits.
voldie: right you are, ill take them
voldie ( later on in mcdonalds) hmm.... i think ill have the mc chicken so i can put another application of mayonaise on my face coz its getting dry

by **Scarlet Lioness** » Tuesday 20 June 2006 8:59:53am

Voldemort:
"Sigh no more ladies, sigh no more,
Men were deceivers ever,
One foot in sea and one on shore,
To one thing constant never.
Then sigh not so, but let them go,
And be you blithe and bonny,
Converting all your sounds of woe
Into hey nonny, nonny, nonny.
Sing no more ditties, sing no more
Of dumps so dull and heavy,
The fraud of men was ever so,
Since summer first was leafy.
Then sigh not so, but let them go,
And be you blithe and bonny,
Converting all your sounds of woe
Into hey nonny, nonny, nonny."

Harry: "Yo, why be ma brother reciting poetry like that???"
lol Shakespere!!!

by **Rory Pridinham** » Thursday 22 June 2006 11:39:40pm

Hermione: Oh . . . you guys are going to the library? I think I'll just stay here, I mean - who needs to study for exams, anyway?

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Hermione Oh Neville - I cannot resist your boyish good looks any longer! Come over here, you lout!
Neville Who, me? I . . . . .

by **FawkesthePhoenix** » Monday 8 January 2007 1:14:25am

the ghost of james: snape, your hair is so clean.
snape: yes, i've been washing it ever since i read the insults that were on the maruerders map.
fred: i'm so fussed about n.e.w.t.s!
george:we might not get into the ministry if we don't get good marks! :lol:

by **DucksRMagical** » Monday 8 January 2007 1:19:37am

Mrs. Weasley: Harry, I think you're getting too fat. I'm going to put you on a diet.
Aunt Petunia: But Molly, he's so skinny!

Hermione: I just can't figure this potion out!
Neville: Here, I'll help you, I just made mine perfect!

Harry: I think I'll skip Quidditch practice to study for exams.

Ron: I think I'm going to help Hermione with S.P.E.W. from now on.

by **FawkesthePhoenix** » Thursday 11 January 2007 2:50:11am

ron:*to houselves* you all need freedom!
hermione: ron, shut up!
ron: your just afraid they'll stop giving you food!

dd:no mudbloods are alowed in this school! :lol:

by **GodrictheGriffon** » Sunday 28 January 2007 10:25:52pm

LV:Alas, all times of good fortune must come to an end. Only to be succeeded by times of great toil and grief. Let us face these times with open heart and good will. My dearest Albus, I have decided to give up my position as Dark Lord to my most endearing friend, Sirius Black and will proceed to study the letters of Paul. Goodbye, Godspeed, and Goodnight.

LV:Avada-Oh sh*t! I can't remember the rest of this spell!

by **FawkesthePhoenix** » Monday 29 January 2007 10:45:53pm

harry: oh no, i can't afford it!
ron: don't worry, i'll buy it for you.
v: i want everyone to know that i'm a half-blood! :lol:

by **GodrictheGriffon** » Tuesday 30 January 2007 2:48:59am

Hermione: Oh come off it Ron! Exams are ages away! I'm going to play quiditch and make fun of Kreacher.
Ron: Honestly, they're just three months away. And be nice to Kreacher. Honestly, is quiditch all you girls ever think of. Our studies are of much greater importance!

Ron: Just to let everyone know, I now answer only to Weasel and that is it.
Malfoy: Hi, Ron!
Ron: That's Weasel to you Draco!

Hermione: I love being a sixth year prefect! I can bully first years all I want!
Ron: Hermione you should give back that chair to the first year and turn in that fanged frisbee!

Hermione: Oh come on, Harry! I really need help on this potion! Just let me look at the Prince's book!
Harry: No, I don't have it anymore. I gave it to Proffessor McGonagal, and anyways, that'd be considered cheating!

by **Liz1989** » Thursday 24 April 2008 3:52:56am

Hagrid- OMG. I could never handle that animal. its too scary.
Ron- I really want to wear my weasley sweater.
Hermione- lets skip studying for the day and go partying.
Ginny- I love Draco Malfoy
Dumbledore- i cant find my memories
Snape- Neville Longbottom, that looks fantastic. 10 point to Griffindor.
Dobby- I will go back to the Malfoy mansion and help them kill harry potter
Mr. Filch- I love the students at Hogwarts
Weasley twins- Oh my George, our products have been made illegal. lets stop. we don't want to get expelled.
Arther Weasley- Oh man, muggle artifacts are soooo boring.
Molly Weasley- Harry Potter, get out of my house.
Percy Weasley- I think i'll let my friends run around in the castle at night, even though i'm a prefect and shouldn't let them.

by **FawkesthePhoenix** » Thursday 24 April 2008 8:43:12pm

*lv and des are on shopping trip*
LV: *shrieks and hides behind snape* noooo! i can't wear that, its made of polyester!!!!!!!
snape: shut up. time to go home.
LV: i don't want to! lets go stop by death for a quick bite to eat and some gelato.
snape: why that'd be splendid

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