Broomsticks And Owls

by **lovegood63** » Wednesday 17 January 2007 11:52:03pm

*Next Day*

Elany, look at this! ( shoves Daily Prophet at her) The Ministry is going to far with this.

by **FawkesthePhoenix** » Thursday 18 January 2007 1:12:25am

I want a job! my name would be Ceistine Warbeck. choose me! oh oh oh! *jumps up and down, waving her hand in the air*

by **lovegood63** » Thursday 18 January 2007 1:47:24am

O, hello... you can be the cashier. Elany will give u your uniform when she gets back.

by **Q.Araignee** » Thursday 18 January 2007 8:21:56pm

*Comes through the door bearing two new uniforms, handing one each to Nina and Ceistine with warm smiles* Ooooo, it's windy outside- there's a few shops with wizards through the windows. And dear Gods Katie- what are we going to do about the Ministry? They're taking liberties that some people would be put in Azkaban for!

by **FawkesthePhoenix** » Friday 19 January 2007 12:22:18am

well, we could use the evil part of our brain to think of something.

*starts to cackle quietly as evil celistine thakes over her brain* heh heh heh heh.

by **lovegood63** » Saturday 20 January 2007 4:45:51pm

Well I am not quite sure what to do yet. I am thinking about using an unforgivable curse on them all but that wudnt be the right thing to do and wudn't be a good exscuse to go to azkaban for.

by **Q.Araignee** » Saturday 20 January 2007 10:56:08pm

True, true. I'd rather it was for mass murder/torture/possession, rather than a one-off which went wrong. But that's beside the point- retaliation in a lower form than them is degrading, but if we were to retaliate via the media...*wide, evil grin spreads across her face*
You know, I've got a few friends with other...less savoury friends- anyways, what if we were to secretly buy the paper and discreetly control what's published. I mean, banning anything slandering our gentle selves and slipping in quite a few articles revealing certain secrets the Ministry would rather keep... :evil grin:

by **lovegood63** » Sunday 21 January 2007 12:22:47am

THATS PERFECT!! I am glad i keep you around.. :evil:

by **Q.Araignee** » Sunday 21 January 2007 1:59:25pm

Thanks! If I can take a few hours off, I'll make sure it's done with the utmost precision. No mistakes, no leaks, and joint ownership of the newspaper will be acheived by the time the Evening paper is out for sale tonight.

Ah, revenge is sweet when your enemies don't even realise it's happening.

by **lovegood63** » Sunday 21 January 2007 4:26:51pm

You have 4 hours.

by **FawkesthePhoenix** » Sunday 21 January 2007 8:51:21pm

i'll help, Q. i know a lot of minisry secrets, heh heh heh heh :evil grin:

by **lovegood63** » Sunday 21 January 2007 10:48:15pm

MUWHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHa! :evil:

by **Q.Araignee** » Monday 22 January 2007 12:16:20am

*Apparates into the room*
All is done, Katie- we now officially own the biggest wizarding newspaper in the world, and only we know! Oooooo, and if you have any extra secrets Celistina- could you write each one into an article, with evidence and sources cited? It can be our first rebellious piece!
MWAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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I love my evil cackle.
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:evil grin:

by **FawkesthePhoenix** » Monday 22 January 2007 1:24:28am

oh yes, of course. *goes away and comes back a while later, driving an 18-wheeler full of scrolls* here they are, and don't you worry, there are plenty more where that came from! *gives a salute, and goes back to work, cackling evily* :evil grin:

by **lovegood63** » Monday 22 January 2007 3:02:48am

I am giving you guys and extra 1 hour so the job is perfect!!! :evil:

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