by Phoenix in the Ashes » Wednesday 18 January 2006 9:32:54am
There was no dramatic smoke.
There were no fancy lighting effects.
There was a green goblin lying comfortably on some pillows, it the middle of casting what seemed to be a complicated spell.
"Oh," he said. "Nice of you to drop in. There's no rush-" he added to his portrait.
The real, living, Lord Gringott of the Rebellion of Souls lay back in his cosy little coffin, admiring the engravings on the roof of the building.
And then came the roar! The dragons were not going to part with their prize so easily.
"Oh, yes... them." Gringott waved a lazy hand and the dragons, including the jet of recently fired flames, turned to stone.
"My lord," the Portrait Gringott said. "'Tis an honour, your grace."
The real Gringott just yawned and tried to get into a more comfortable position.
"What?" he said. "I haven't slept for years... how many, exactly? After we're taken foward, that is."
"About 35 centuries, my lord," answered Portrait.
"Yes... 35 centuries. Seems about it."
"Yes, my lord."
"So, where is that scoundrel?"