Broomsticks And Owls

by **angeloffire13** » Monday 13 December 2004 10:50:05pm

::Mr. and Mrs.Weasley walk out after Harry and Ron leave in Ford Angelina::
Mr. Weasley: Dude, where's my car?

McGoganall: Fo Shizzle My Nizzle!
Students: Right...

Marcus Flint: I feel pretty, Oh so pretty

by **Nightcrawler** » Tuesday 14 December 2004 5:18:59am

I'm not entirely sure what this thread was intended for, are we supposed to suggest stuff that certain characters would never say, or are we voting for most hated character?

Anyhow, I hate Umbrige more than Snape. Both are nasty characters, but Snape is easier to hate in a fun way, wheras Umbrige is just a horrible person without any real humour.

Snape is morally grey at this stage which makes for an interesting character. Umbrige is just selfish. Also we know more about Snape than we do Umbrige. After the events of book 5, Snape is easier to symathise with. Also, Snape has proven that he is willing to help out when he is needed (even if his motives are still a little unclear).

My vote goes to Umbrige.

EDIT: I'd also like to point out that IMO Snape does NOT deserve what Sirius did to him. Sirrius bullied Snape many times (often unprovoked), and tried to kill him on one occasion (which was not only an immoral thing to do, but also completly selfish because he was involving other people in his petty rivalries, most notably Lupin). I don't know who started the whole rivalry, but unless Snape did something REALLY evil when he was a teen; he didn't deserve even half the stuff Sirius dished out to him.

As mean as Snape is, I just can't hate him. Just my two cents.

by **Phoenix in the Ashes** » Monday 24 January 2005 9:20:27am

I too have no idea what the whole point of the thread is.
I must say though, the my vote goes to Umbridge as well, she is a pure nasty cruel little creature.
Snape however, I can imagine had a bad childhood, and took a fair few beatings at school, whether they were magic, physical, or mental. I don't think we can really judge him, he must have had a lot to deal with as a child, and I don't think he's entirely responsible for what he's become.
On the other topic, if this is a......er....topic... where we are supposed to put things that the characters would never say, I think that a good one would be...
Dumbledore: Voldemort's a good chap really, he's just misunderstood. :-?

by **DragonFiend17** » Sunday 13 February 2005 3:08:50am

I...will....KILL SNAPE!!!!! ARRRGGGHHH!!!! sorry i HATE him with a passion!!!!! :evil:

by **Un'Anima Persa** » Sunday 13 February 2005 3:31:51am

dumbledore: FLAMING FART BUCKETS, IVE LOST MY FLIPPIN' MIND!!! YEEHAWW!!!! YODELEIYODELEIYODELEIOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **Tanuki** » Sunday 13 February 2005 3:55:31pm

um... I actually think Dumbledore'd say that

by **Phoenix in the Ashes** » Friday 25 February 2005 10:40:40am

I...umm...Well he is sorta crazy lol. But I think even that's a bit out of his reach. That's loony-bin material lol.

by **Un'Anima Persa** » Friday 25 February 2005 11:09:48pm

MgGonnagal: Professor Dumbledore, where are my next vicims? I will be waiting to hang them in the dungeons with my hunka' hunka' burnin' luv Filch. I'm a bit bloodthirsty tonight... if you know what i mean...

by **Nightcrawler** » Saturday 26 February 2005 9:58:18am

I'd rather not imagine what you are talking about there...

by **Lexi_potter** » Sunday 27 February 2005 4:49:28am

wow, that one was way out there LOL but really funny

by **Un'Anima Persa** » Sunday 27 February 2005 7:47:20pm

Lexi_potter wrote:wow, that one was way out there LOL but really funny

you gotta' admit, she wouldn't say it :razz:

by **hermione_granger_1993** » Thursday 10 March 2005 2:34:27am

lol of course umbridge cannot take dumbledores place

by **Scarlet Lioness** » Sunday 15 May 2005 6:31:49am

Well......I hate both them but umbridge more than snape in this matter

by **mizzie** » Tuesday 17 May 2005 3:03:12pm

Hehe, I just wrote a bunch of these into another forum, but I'll re-post them here!

Hermione: Okay, you do it like this....Bend....*proceeds to bend down*....AND SNAP!*snaps up*

Neville: Oh, I GET IT! LIKE THIS! *Proceeds to do the bend and snap*

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Snape: *washing his hair with Herbal Essences shampoo* Oh, YES!

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Hagrid: Yum....Harry....must....eat....

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Hagrid: Okay, now we release the Dragons!

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Dumbledore to McGonagall: That new lip gloss of yours tastes so good, Minerva!

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Hagrid: Yo, Dumbledore!

Dumbledore: Yes, Hagrid?

Hagrid: You suck!

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Sirius: Hello!? Can someone help get me outta here? It's dark under this big black sheet....and there are a bunch of ghosts....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Lupin: That's it class! None of you are talented in the Dark Arts at all! Proceed to be eaten! *Suddenly and magically turns into a werewolf*

Class: Uh-oh....

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Harry: Ron, why do you have lipstick all over your face? Were you kissing Hermione again?

Ron: No! Harry, this is the latest fashion!

Harry: ....

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Luna: And then all of the Blibberish Bloogles will come and eat us until the Firey Brain Cell Cheetas take our left overs and proceed to destroy the world....

Hermione: Oh, tell me more, Luna! Pretty please?

mizzie♪♪

Edited to recover correct page framing ~ Gwared

by **Weasleys_gurl07** » Tuesday 31 May 2005 6:16:11pm

I hate both of them but i hate umbridge more i was ready to rip the book in half the first time i read it. she drove me crazy!

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