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Website · by **gre** » Thursday 24 February 2005 7:58:10am

It seems like an amusing possibility.

I still have to read books 4 and 5. In The Sorcerer's stone and The Chamber of Secrets Harry faces Voldemort alone. In The Prisoner of Azkaban Voldemort does not even appear.

Maybe Voldemort entered Harry's body through his scar.

by **Tanuki** » Thursday 24 February 2005 5:00:01pm

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, no

by **Mistress Siana** » Thursday 24 February 2005 5:44:14pm

The last two books make it pretty unlikely.

by **Tanuki** » Friday 25 February 2005 2:43:13am

Unless, everyone's crazy

by **Nightcrawler** » Friday 25 February 2005 7:56:01am

No.

Although book 4 will reveal that Hermione and Ron are the same person, and book 5 will reveal that Voldermort just wants to be friends with everyone, and that the evil Dumbledore just won't let him.

by **Mistress Siana** » Saturday 26 February 2005 9:50:08pm

I'm convinced book 6 will reveal that Harry is in fact in schizophrenic and in a sanatorium. In their daily sessions Prof. Dr. Tom M. Riddle explains him that wizards and Hogwarts etc don't exist.

by **Scellanis** » Sunday 27 February 2005 1:06:59am

Hmm...I think you are all being a bit cruel now considering that was gre's first post

yes, ok, it was an odd theory but I think you should stop poking fun now (although I think its probably already too late to hope for a second post)

by **Phoenix in the Ashes** » Sunday 27 February 2005 3:18:55am

Gees ppl he hasn't even read all the books lol. I am disappointed that I didn't get to mock a little though. It is a rare opportunity.
Lol joking, come back gre, send a few posts!

by **Mistress Siana** » Sunday 27 February 2005 4:19:00am

In fact, we're all rather nice people, we were just in a good mood!

by **Nightcrawler** » Sunday 27 February 2005 10:09:41am

Cruel? Our jokes were all in good taste, I'm sure gre would understand that. I even used the "silly smiley" specificly so that I wouldn't be taken seriously.

by **Tanuki** » Sunday 27 February 2005 8:59:25pm

Ah, what's it to you how we torment the N00BS? Don't come into a forum like this unarmed unless your aiming for a spanking

by **Mistress Siana** » Monday 28 February 2005 3:38:26am

Yep! That was just the initiation ceremony. Congratulations gre, now you'll recieve the BaO mark. It's...uhm...a black owl with....a brookstick coming out of its mouth. :-(

I'm sure it'll look nice on your left forearm...

by **Scellanis** » Monday 28 February 2005 2:56:36pm

Tanuki wrote:Ah, what's it to you how we torment the N00BS? Don't come into a forum like this unarmed unless your aiming for a spanking

Are you talking to me? I used to moderate theories you know, there wouldn't be a theories section without me...

And anyway, newbies are my business since I am moderator for the Welcome forum and its my job to welcome them.

by **Tanuki** » Monday 28 February 2005 8:36:21pm

--__-- Honestly... sarcasm and humor are a foreign language to you, aren't they

by **Scellanis** » Monday 28 February 2005 11:50:52pm

no, not totally but they are hard to convey without facial expressions and voice tone...

Anyway, if I don't get it surely that should tell you that there is a possibility the newbie won't get it, specially as the newbie is new and doesn't know us well enough to know when things are jokes or sarcasm.

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