Super Spell-Books

[salemboy]

You tired of that same old "Avada Kedavra" or that boring, lame excuse for a curse called "Imperio?" Then this is the shop for you. We've got exotic spellbooks with exotic spells that other companies have only dreamed of. Interested? Then come on in and buy a book.

*Puts up sign
Workers wanted:
Rune Translator
Test Dummy (someone we can test spells on)
Spell Inventor
Writer
Publisher (to turn a stack of papers into a book)
Security (In need of several)
Someone who will wear a Chicken Suit*

*Puts up sign
Dark Spellbooks: Northern Wing (Restricted to those who have a clean record with the law)
Transfiguration Spellbooks: West Wing
Charms Spellbooks: East Wing
Defence Against The Dark Arts Spellbooks: Main Lobby
Please note that the Dark Spellbooks are guarded by Security Trolls, Whoever Signs up for Security, and hundreds of other terrors (Including Hungarian Horntails).*

*Puts up sign
This shop is not responsible for any injuries that might occur from using spells obtained from this shop*

Please enjoy shopping at Super Spell-Books.

[FawkesthePhoenix]

i can be a rune translater!

[salemboy]

Alright then. Let's see... Ah, yes. There are some books I recovered from an ancient Pyramid in South America (yes, they have pyramids there). First, see if they are written in ancient rune text. Second, decipher it. If there are any spells, jot them down on a piece of parchment.

[*Riley*]

I can be spell-inventor !!!

Wha spell would you like ? Deadly, joke, permanent, or temporary ?

[salemboy]

Doesn't deadly fall under the permanent category? I mean, when you die, it's normally permanent, correct me if I'm mistaken.

Anyway, you got the job. Mainly, just garble up some words, jot'em down, and when we get a test dummy, you'll try them to see if they work, and what they do.

[FawkesthePhoenix]

*takes books and retires to study to translate them*

[*Riley*]

I'll be test dummy ! So the spells I invent I will pay the pric for if somethings goes wrong, how does that sound ??

[salemboy]

Sure. Here! *Hands Riley a contract stating that Salemboy, or whoever invents the spell used, is not under legal ramifications should the spells have unfavorable (to put it nicely) effects.* Sign this, then we can get to work.

[*Riley*]

*Signs contract with a false name*

Now, * Waves wand and shouts 'Komus!' and my head turns into a giant acorn*

[salemboy]

Ahem. You just broke a federal law. Signing with a false persona. You are no longer permitted to work at this shop, and may not shop in the dark spellbooks section.

[*Riley*]

Who said; John Fobslather , isn't my real name ?

huh huh huh !!

[salemboy]

Says the fact that you told us that you signed with a false name.

huh huh huh to you too!

[*Riley*]

No I signed the contract with my name, and how would you know my real name?

huh huh huh !

[salemboy]

BECAUSE YOU TOLD US IT WAS YOUR FALSE NAME!!!!!!!!!!

[*Riley*]

My name is "False name!"

So I signed it with, "False Name" Which is my real name !!!!