by Vivian Borgin » Saturday 16 August 2003 10:37:39pm
If you need any Dark equipment to help keep out the barroom brawlers and other troublemakers, I can hook you up for a great price. We're running a special on powdered belladonna...you get an ounce of digitalis free with each vial, all for the one-time price of 16 Galleons. We've also had a new Dark artifact recently sold into the shop...a lovely genuine silver snake's-head cane with real emeralds set in the eyes. It's a repo deal, actually...from a bust in Wiltshire. Owner just got sent to Azkaban, so he won't be needing it anymore. Great price on that one, too...475 Galleons, 75 Sickles, incl. tax. A real bargain, and it offers the best protection out there for the magical bartender on the go!
...Of course, if you'd prefer a live human bouncer, I do know of a great thug who's looking to pick up some part-time hours. Name's Millicent Bulstrode. Let me give you her number...