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oh no no no dearie, you've only got it on it's first speed! here... *pp pushes a button, flips a switch, and shifts a lever... the broomstick becomes a blur of pink and orange flying through the air to all who see it*
Ahh, someone please carry me there, i dont think i can move my feet anymore, or I need a cane or something....aaahhh give me a handicap sticker and we can park this broom in the handicap parking spot!
i've already got one, marc. here, i carry it with me at all times. young people these days have no respect whatsoever. when i need to teach them a lesson, i just wave it in their faces and rant on about something and they don't know what hit them.
* pokes pinky and marcus and hears groans of pain *
looks like it teehee
is there place on the broom? i always wanted to see the fountain of youth
(psst.. how much does one have to drink to become a toddler? )