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What??? My worms are taken by PP??? She STOLE it from us....my precious
Choki, do u believe everything in the Quibbler? I mean, it once said that muggles could be far away and talk at the same time on a fellytone. Do you actually think that exists??
IM going to get you PP, i kow your in the back room...
*Starts to walk but has a sudden back ache*
Ow, now since when did i have such a sudden pain in my back? Am I getting old or something??
...Oooo it seems like the Quibbler is right this time although the last issue was a bit rubbish...it said there were tiny muggles moving inside a box...maybe some wizards hex them???
Why would I want to look in the mirror? I haven't eaten a single worm since...since a long time ago...And I only ate a single scoop that time...erm...well...two perhaps...
geeze louise, i'm about 90 years old!!!!!! i need some water from the fountain of youth, straightaway!!!! did i go into a coma for 76 years, and wake up like this???? what has happened????
Oooooooh my ticker *falls onto choki* oh, ello now oo said summat aboot goin` tae the foontain ae yooth (out-I swear that when I get old I`m going to become that old rich eccentric guy at the bottom of the road who likes Scotland too much)
in-well lemme see where I put that ruddy map tae fairy-land
I beg your pardon, sir?
*helps DM to a chair*
You want to go to the Fountain of Youth? Well, I have no idea where that place is...but I think I came across it once...perhaps it is being advertised in The Daily Prophet?
*searches the newspaper*
Oh, here it is...The Fountain of Youth tour...and it costs... 50000 galleons for a single trip
well... *pp pulls a huge bag of gold out of the storage room* every once in a while some idiot (;-) ) pays for their meal and leaves instead of staying on to work, and since the average meal here costs 600,000 galleons.... looks like we're all going to the fountain of youth!!!!!!!
Ach naw hen use ma yin
*pulls out the Home deluxe with luxury beds, a restaraunt, swimming pool, t.v`s with every channel known and unkown and a dream materializer*
All in the space ae 2 metres, its a been magically biggerered so ye cin fit anythin` in it. It drives itslef too so thats a plus.