Florean Fortescue's Ice-cream Parlour

[Dumbledores Master]

Already dissaparated my sweet (disembodied voice) thats my double your`e holding there arr *sets of super dung bombs to stink the place out*(super dung bomb smells can`t be gotten rid of) arr arr arr arr
Get rid o` that smartie pants *rasberry sound dissaparates right out o there and far far away leaving with all tiggirls ice cream and lots a lots o money leaving behind that incessant humming noise with no apparent source*

[Liquid Ice]

*Calling after the dissembodied voice* Ice cream is free, so I dont know whos money youve got but its certainly not mine! Accio ice cream! *Ice cream soars back into charmed area so DM cant get it back* I only want the ice cream! Now dungbombs....tricky one....

I cant make them dissapear, but I dont need to! *Whistles and a troop of goblins appear* *Speaks to the head goblin* Could you hunt out all these dungbombs and charm them all so that they fly round and round the equator? I dont think we want them exploding here.....*Goblins set to work* These are just in case....*Hands out gas masks to all the customers*

[Dumbledores Master]

Oh didn`t i say? these bombs explode upon contact
*says a recording*
and since I am skilled at prediction I knew where you would step so threw them there.I also knew you would take the ice-cream so I have set a spell bomb to summon the ice cream back into my summonless zoned area. As you know charmless zones do nothing to stop spells inside the zone but do not let any spells penetrate the wall but are fine with solids like ice-cream. So the ice-cream should be coming back NOW
*accio ice-cream*
*ice creams flies away into the charmless zone where you can`t get them*
And you cant do anything about it. Now I am going to stop talking because you will be pre-occupied with EXPLODING SUPER DUNG BOMBS!!!! ARR ARR ARR ARR ARR ARR ARR ARR

[tiggirl]

*watches the crazy attack in growing dismay . . . *

There must be some way to handle this situation . . .

*Notices a barely auditible humming sound . . . stands very still and focuses on that sound, until she can see the vibrations caused by the sound*

It seems to be coming from over the door . . . .

*walks over to the door and stares at the space where the vibrations originates. Points wand at the source and shouts*

Nullify!

*There is a huge explosion, causing major damage to the front of the shop. But the spell did the trick, the humming is gone and so is the mysterious voice from no where*

Oh, I'm sorry! *stands up in the rubble, and looks apologeticly at liquid ice*

I couldn't get your icecream back but at least the thief's gone.

[Liquid Ice]

Thats quite alright tiggirl, I think the explosion got rid of the dungbombs anyway. *Waves wand and the rubble soars into place again* Now if you could just look around for one drop of ice cream I can make more, I only need one drop of the original *starts to scrabble aroud on hands and knees hunting for stray drips*

[Dumbledores Master]

*recording*
I also knew that would happen so I took the original and summoned that one away. I pre-orchestrated this entire thing just for that so I could have ice-cream in the comfort of my own evil lair.
*sighs contentedly*
I have gotten away there is nothing you can do about it and I should know I have seen the future.

[Groo]

* looks around *

hem hem, things dont seem to be peaceful here, i just came in for a chocolate and melon icecream.....

[Liquid Ice]

Hi groo! Things arent exactly peaceful, but even if dumbledores master somehow masterminded the whole lot I have this *Produces a tiny ice cream ball from her pocket then waves he wand and it grows into a large chocolate and melon ice cream* My secrets are saved! And done even think about it DM, its all protected by a completely unbreakable charm, you cant do ANYTHING to it.

[Groo]

* finishes the icecream before anything interrupts. *
aaaah! that was the loveliest icecream i ever had. i feel so contented. and i am in mood for more...

[Dumbledores Master]

Oh well I only wanted some ice-cream from my own lair so I didn`t have to traipse down here all the time.
(I knew you would do that) arr arr arr arr arr arr arr arr arr arrrrr

[tiggirl]

*get's to work trying to repair the shop*

I'm so sorry about this mess. The least I can do, is help clean up. This place will be as good as new in no time.

[Liquid Ice]

Awww thanks a lot tiggirl, *Starts to help tiggirl* Have this while we work! *Conjures a huge milkshake and brings it floating over to tiggirl* Id better get the nifflers and carpets back....

[tiggirl]

*finishes the milkshake, and looks around*

Wow, this place looks better than it did before. I guess you decided to redecorate a bit.

*sits at one of the new tables and looks out the window at the people passing by*

[Liquid Ice]

*Looks around* Yes Im rather impressed myself actually...... *Recoungers niflers and carpets* Lovely......

[Moonstone]

Mmm could i have a Mint Ice Cream with Orange and Kiwi fruit??