by Female_alien » Saturday 22 November 2003 12:01:59pm
*While Voldy and Harry were crying on the floor hugged, they heard steps. And her he was, the best wizard ever:Snape, with his lovely girlfriend, miss Trelawney.
Snape : Voldermort, sir, what are you doing here? I thought we have a date in 8 o'clock?
Voldermort: I know, Severus, dear, but I wanted to kill someone and, well, Harry thought me it was bad. Good, good Harry.
Trelawney: Can you explain me wha't going on? A date?
Snape: Sybill, you've should've seen all this this morning in your tea, right? You don't need any explanations.
Trelawney: I can't belive you've done that! How could you date m and Voldermort in the same time???
*Trelawney hits Snape in the nose. Snape starts bleeding.*
Harry: Hit her back!!! More, more!!!!!
Voldermort: But, Harry, fighting is wrong!
Harry: No. When you fight, it's wrong, but whn you're watching someone else, it's gooooood!!!!
*Harry looks fascinated."
Voldermort: Oh, o.k. Hit him!!! Sybill!!!!! You're the man!! You rule, girl!! Destroy him!!! He cheated on me too!!!!
Harry: Go, go, go, go, go Snape!! It's your bithday!! You're gonna hit like it's your birthday!!
*Trelawney is choaking Snape. She's too strong. But Snape sudenly hits her with his head in her head.*
Snape:Now were ae going to play some Rambo, and I'm Silvester Stalone!