Broomsticks And Owls

by **Jotomicron** » Sunday 23 November 2003 12:38:28am

.oO(Pinky's here... I just like the way she uses to talk...!!!) Hi, pinky. Late for your shift, I see! Well, just to help you I'll request the coffee (so that Ice can tell you do a great job selling a lot of things..)

About the homer jones... never heard of it... I think it's b/c I spend too much time in this shop (not wasted time, of course, just more than I ought to)...

by **Liquid Ice** » Sunday 23 November 2003 1:06:48pm

*Rubs eyes and stares around* Where am I? I think a one day break from BaO had a bad effect on me. Pinky? Your late. And your acting very odly indeed, have you been drinking? Are you mad? Are you in love? I dont know teenage staff these days........hey wait thats me too! Yes yes fetch jotomicron a coffee and..um..Oh! You sorted waets out! Thankyou!

More icecream for this gentleman and look sharp about it! And take that daft dreamy expression off your face! That was a bit harsh wasnt it? Well do it anyway. By the way pinky, when are you going to sort out matchmaking? The tensions killing me.....

by **pinky p** » Thursday 27 November 2003 2:34:01am

oh yes, about that... :razz:

any day now, of course, suga. just gotta top of this manny and i'll get right to it... :rolleyes:

by **Liquid Ice** » Friday 28 November 2003 10:51:51am

Gooooood. I feel somewhat dazed. *Colapses onto a carpet* *Snore, snore*

by **pinky p** » Saturday 29 November 2003 12:10:53am

oh dear... looks as if ice has taken a bit of a spell. i find ice cream always helps! *spoons some peppermint ice cream into ice's mouth* there you go, darling. whats that you say? you can't feel you're tongue? no worries, no worries... :lol:

by **Liquid Ice** » Sunday 30 November 2003 5:27:51pm

No worries? I cant feel any of my body! Hasnt someone started a st mungos thread in zonkos? *Groan* I feel terrible *Looks over at jotomicron* Hello meg, havnt seen you here before, would you like some iced crime? Is it meg? Oh its you jotomicron.....so sorry.....erm, I think I need a - *Collapses onto the carpet, eyes rolling, muttering jibberish*

by **pinky p** » Monday 1 December 2003 4:17:18am

OHH NOO! don't worry, stand aside, i am a fairly well trained healer... sort of. anywho, lets get to it! *pulls out black doctors back and fumbles about, muttering something about cheese omelettes*

by **Liquid Ice** » Monday 1 December 2003 9:25:29am

aufischpickle wydhres quindurdfiy escapoochi hooooooooooffffffyyyyy!!!!

by **pinky p** » Tuesday 2 December 2003 12:17:52am

don't worry, joto. shes just telling me where the pain is. 'aufischpickle' means forehead in german, you see. *sprinkles some powder on ice's forehead... a red rash appears there* don't worry, thats just one of the normal side effects. it should cause no problems unless it starts turning blue... and there it goes. hand me the scalpel, joto... i'm going to need to amputate... the forehead is getting to be a problem... i think i'll take the leg off, that should do it... *digs around in bag and takes out a bottle with a green liquid inside, contained by a rubber stopper* my one-of-a-kind pain reliever, you see. *pours some down ice's nose... ice's hair starts turning pink* oh it's fine, don't worry. *fishes about in bag and finally pulls out a hack saw* aha... this is what i've been looking for!

by **Liquid Ice** » Tuesday 2 December 2003 9:24:44am

*Switches to english* Help me!!!!! What are you doing pinky???????? Im in charge here arent I??? Help!! *Colapses with the effort of comunicating, switches to sign language* Help me jotomicron!!!!

by **pinky p** » Tuesday 2 December 2003 11:59:38pm

*puts a gas mask on ice, which is connected to a tank of laughing gas* thats it, you shouldn't feel a thing.... AMPUTAME LOS LEGGAMOS! *ice's legs dissapear* perfect! oh dear... you're getting a fever! i best put you in here... *dumps the legless ice into a swimming pool filled with ice chunks*

by **Jotomicron** » Wednesday 3 December 2003 2:12:04am

Wait, wait... what's happening here...
*Looks at icy in the pool...*
What have you done with Icy's legs??? Pinky... what are you doing? Why is Pinky not in her proper form... Please...

*Disapparates and Apparates with a Medical Team, I mean, Healer Team*

Pp, get out of there, they're going to treat Ice as she deserves...!!!

by **Liquid Ice** » Friday 5 December 2003 9:13:51am

Tha...thankyo...*Passes out again*

by **pinky p** » Saturday 6 December 2003 7:52:36pm

what! get away from my patient! *traps healers in a big net, puts them in the pheonix room* there we go. now then, it seems ice is drowning. :eek:

*puts ice on stretcher and puts her on the counter* where have the legs gone? joto, get away from that! accio wand! *grabs joto's wand* i don't need you getting in the way of my medical procedures, too?!

by **Liquid Ice** » Sunday 7 December 2003 10:34:04pm

*Comes round for long enough to see pinky bearing down with two, TWO??? wands* Oh no.....please...no....wheres the knight in shining armour when you need them.....?

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