Broomsticks And Owls

by **Scellanis** » Wednesday 25 September 2002 2:27:49pm

i wasnt sure whether to put this in here or the movie section...but i put it in here.....
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone ~ movie out takes

[color=red]Note: This is meant to be humour made up by me, im not saying this actually happened but wouldnt it be funny if it had.....[/color]

Sorting/ Welcome Feast

Nearly Headless Nick is floating next to the Gryffindor table...
Hermione: "How can you be nearly headless?"
Nearly Headless Nick: "Like this."
Nearly Headless Nick pulls his head sideways to lodge on his shoulder... but it slips.
Ron starts giggling as Nearly Headless Nick's head can be seen rolling across the floor.
Director: "Cut!!"
Nearly Headless Nick: "Awfully sorry" *picks up his head*

by **Scellanis** » Wednesday 25 September 2002 2:28:51pm

Troll scene

Harry and Ron rush to the girl's bathroom to warn Hermione about the troll but the troll is there already...
Ron: "I think the troll has left the dungeon..."
Harry: "It's going into the girl's bathroom!"
Ron: "No its not, that's a broom cupboard..."
Ron starts giggling...
The troll suddenly reappears...
Troll: "Oops!" *leans against the wall laughing*
Director: "Cut!"
Later...
Hermione is cowering in the corner under the sinks. Harry pulls out his wand and leaps onto the back of the troll...
Troll: "Err" *starts swinging round madly trying to dislodge Harry*
Harry goes to accidentally stick his wand up the troll's nose... but misses.
Troll: "Ouch!! My eye!!!"
Harry: "Sorry!"
Ron starts giggling...
Director: "CUT!"
A few hours later...
Harry is being dangled in mid air by the troll, as the troll goes to swing its club Ron gets out his wand.
Hermione: "Just swish and flick!"
Ron: "Wingardium Leviosa!"
The club explodes...
The troll drops Harry in surprise and Hermione starts giggling... Ron looks disappointed.
Director: "CUT!! PROPS!!"
30 minutes later...
Same scene...
Ron: "Wingardium Leviosa!"
The club floats above the troll... Then falls.
Troll: "Ouch!!"
Ron bursts into a fit of the giggles as the troll can be seen hopping round the room massaging its foot and cursing loudly...
Director: "CUT!!"
Harry (rubbing his head): "Can we not get cushions or a padded floor or maybe Ron could levitate me instead of the club..."
Troll hops past: "I demand a stunt double!!"

by **Scellanis** » Wednesday 25 September 2002 2:31:11pm

Breakfast before Quidditch

Snape can be seen limping away from Harry, Ron and Hermione at the Gryffindor table...
Harry: "Wait a minute... Wasn't it his other leg?"
Director: "CUT!!"
Snape: "Oops, so sorry."
Ron starts giggling again...

so...what does everyone think.....cos i did the same for the lord of the rings movie and they r much better (well i think they r anyway) so i could post them if people wanna see them.....im not known for being good at writing stuff or for having a sense of humour...i hope u do all think these r funny..... :grin:

by **snuffles360uk** » Wednesday 25 September 2002 7:05:17pm

Very fuuny! :grin:

by **Shadow** » Sunday 29 September 2002 1:37:12am

Thes ar very funny! post more!

by **Scellanis** » Sunday 29 September 2002 9:54:54am

i shall have to watch the DVD a bit more, i havent quite got it memorised like the lord of the rings one.....

by **Shadow** » Sunday 29 September 2002 10:35:56pm

Ohhhh....

by **Scellanis** » Sunday 27 October 2002 12:18:33am

The Vanishing Glass

Dudley: "Oh... he's boring..." *turns away with his parents*
Harry: "Sorry about him. He doesn't understand..."
In the background Dudley suddenly vanishes from sight.
The snake starts giggling uncontrollably as Harry turns round to find Dudley lying flat on his back on the newly polished floor.
Director: "Cut! Lets go again."
Later...
The snake looks up and winks at Harry.
Harry (looking surprised): "Can you here me?"
The snake suddenly falls over laughing as a random passer by slips and disapears from sight with a heavy thump.
Director: "CUT! Who polished that floor!!"

Journey to Hogwarts

Harry opens a chocolate frog.
The chocolate frog makes a bid for freedom and jumps... but misses the window and lands on Harry's glasses instead.
Harry: "Aaaargh!" *jumps backwards in fright*
Ron bursts into a fit of the giggles.
Director: "Cut!"
Later...
Ron (looking at Scabbers): "George taught me a spell as to turn him yellow."
Ron raises his wand: "Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow!"
There is a small bang accompanied by a flash of light and a puff of smoke.
Scabbers squeaks.
Ron looks down in amazement as Harry and Hermione burst into giggles.
Ron: "It... um... actually worked!!"
Director: *sighs* "CUT!! Can we have a new rat please?"
A few hours later... Scabbers has been restored to almost normal colour although he is still a bit blonde in places...
Ron: "Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow!"
There is a huge bang.
Scabbers squeals loudly and runs away...
Harry falls off his seat laughing.
Hermione (through giggles): "And youv'e got dirt... all over you... did you know?"
Harry: "You look a bit singed actually..."
Ron: "I'll kill George when i get my hands on him..." *sulks*
Director: "CUT!! MAKEUP!!! WARDROBE!!!"