Florean Fortescue's Ice-cream Parlour

[Liquid Ice]

Hallo hallo hallo. Florean Fortescue is on holiday so for the moment I run his ice-cream parlour, obviosly because of my name he picked me, just request a flavour and how many scoops you want, everything is freeeee! Oh and please tell me if you want take it away or eat it here cos I can set you up with a nice table. So.......ice-cream anyone?

[Marcus Baker]

Look! Im the first costumer! Can i please have a chocolate ice-cream??? Plz?

[pinky p]

yum ice cream! i'll have mint chip, of course!

[Liquid Ice]

One chocolate and one mint chip coming up, is it to take away? If you take it away I throw in a singing umbrella, or if you eat it here I provide entertainment from all over the world, no veelas though, theyll be ice cream all over the floor.

[choki]

A macademia nut flavoured ice cream for me.

[gecko]

do you have chocolate chunk and walnut ice?

I'd like to have it here please ! Show me that entertainment!

[Liquid Ice]

I have whatever you want, so Choki, Gecko, your orders are coming.

Entertainment. Today we have leprechauns doing a display (in other words showing off.)

*Fanfare as leprechauns enter, grouped together to make a rocket shape*
Remember leprechaun gold is not real so dont pick it up. *gold showers down from the rocket* Now the rocket splits up into hundreds of pieces and leprechauns fly everywhere. One leprechaun flys over to gecko and pulls the chair from under him (luckily a spell has been placed round the table so gecko doesnt fall.) Leprechauns hover keeping everyone on their toes, waiting for an appropriate oppurtunity to play more tricks, will anyone give them an oppurtunity or are you all too careful?

[tiggirl]

*walks in, sees gold on the floor, stoops to pick it up*

Who leaves gold lying around like this?

*puts gold on the counter*

I'll have 2 scoops of strawberry, and one round of icecream for everyone!!!

*still doesn't notice the leprechauns*

[Liquid Ice]

Welcome tiggirl! Im only too pleased to fetch your order. *Sees gold on the counter and decides to pretend its real since tiggirl hasnt noticed that everything is free* Thankyou! Here is your change, Ill fetch your ice cream, is it to take away?

[pinky p]

yum this is by far the best ice cream i've ever had, is there some magic in it? and look at those leprechauns how spectacular! this is great!

[Marcus Baker]

Wow, this ice cream is delicious! I want more!!! Hehe, please more chocolate ice cream with extra fudge, 2 scoops please?

[tiggirl]

That'll be to go.

*Notices the leprechauns*

Ohh, on second though I'll stay, leprechauns can be soo much fun!!!

[pinky p]

tiggirl, isn't this simply the best ice cream you ever had? it's simply marvelous

[tiggirl]

*takes a spoonful of icecream*

Mmmm, this is delicious, pinky. I didn't know strawberries could taste so good.

*watches curiously as 2 leprechauns move towards marcus*

[pinky p]

oh goodness what are they doing to him? AH! LEPRECHAUN ATTACK! watches as leprechauns throw marcus' ice cream all over the place!

c'mon, tiggirl, lets go to the leaky couldron... hey! bring that back here! *chases after the pesky leprechaun who is flying away with hat*