Theanna, I'd like to commission you to create something for me, I will pay very well, as I am so mysteriously rich, hehe. I need something. (obviously!) It will be a gift for my beloved George. He has recently introduced me into a room full of everything that tastes good and is good entertainment. I need to have something for him that will be just as good as this. It should be something that is a practical joke, yet it has plenty of sentiment behind it. It should make him laugh and smile. It should also make anyone else around him at the time he opens it smile. I'd like it to embarass him, but in a good, playful, fun type of way. I have no idea what it is that I want, so this is why I am asking you to create it! I know that I would like it to be small enough to fit in his pocket, with maybe the possibilities of becomming larger (no larger than 7ft by 3ft). So if you accept my challenging commission, I will pay either in cash, or something else. If you do not want galleons and such, than please, tell me what you would like for payment and I will most likely be able to get it for you!
Please reply soon, sincere thanks, Accio