McWizards

[AccioNiffler]

*AccioNiffler walks in looking very confused*
I've decided to come in and see what this McWizards is all about. I'm usually stuck on the Knight Bus serving food to people, but I mean, you can't stay on the bus forever. You need to get out and stretch your legs every once in a while!

*takes a few steps in and looks at how odd everyone looks* But you all look very, erm, busy? Stuck? upset? and look, it's Marcus, Hi Marcus

So, do I get to order food here? Is it good? Can you guarantee that it's better than the food that I make? Because, I have to say, it all seems to smell pretty fishy....

[choki]

Oh Accioniffler, welcome welcome
Fishy meals??? Oh that is for special guests
You can try our speciality - shrimpachickazilla burgers

[AccioNiffler]

shrimpachickazilla burgers

Hmmm.... is that seafood, poulrty, or beef? Oh well, I'll try one! How much is it?[/quote]

[Hermione Weasley]

sorry for so long apologies!
Anyway:
*thinks last request?? uhh yeah like to know who you called plz??and my money!!*

[HuffleDuck]

Pheh i can't cook. the blue elephant fish is gone and burnt the last of its species.. I'm such a horrible cook.


Goes off to eat some ice cream for comfort

[AccioNiffler]

oh, poor huffleduck, dont worry if you burnt something! everyone burns food every once in a while, and if you had the last of the species, then obviously no one cared about it enough to preserve it, so no harm done!

[choki]

Huffleduck, there are still the shrimpachickazillas for cooking so don't u worry abt the food supply
Accioniffler, i presume shrimpachickazillas are a mutated species of its nearest cousin, the shrimp

Hermione, i just called the ministry squad for troublemakers, they are among the foulest creatures to walk on middle earth...ooops i mean wizarding community

[Marcus Baker]

Hey!! I can cook!! Remember, im mr Fry COOK!!...I just need someone to get me out of this chair!!! Im glued..still. Thanks to Hermione... Well, maybe Accio can help me, your nice arnt you? you wont charge me for it, im just a poor man stuck to a chair. Please?? Then I can fetch some Shrimachickzilla burgers and maybe some Hermione's hair curly fries
and a Snape Shake. What about that/?

[Ju-DedoH]

TADA !!
I'm back, ze crazy frenchfryman !!!
Friez I cook ze best !

i presume shrimpachickazillas are a mutated species of its nearest cousin, ze shrimp

it iz also a mutation from ze chickenz :
well anyone for zome friez ?

[choki]

Shrimpachickazilla - a hybrid between shrimp and chicken...
bet it taste good...that's why it is our McWizards speciality

Marc, don't you worry so much abt the glue...the squad will be here any sec and i'm sure they are capable of removing that glue

[AccioNiffler]

Marc, I was going to help you up (i'm nice like that!) but maybe since the squad will be here soon they can help you, I'm really not that stong anyways, I'd probably just get myself stuck!

and didnt I order a shrimpachickazilla burger? where is my food??

[choki]

Hmmm, a shrimpachickazilla burger is on the order...and the cooks are...erm...hey that guy from france, cook something for accioniffler

Meanwhile let's discuss the price...a shrimpachickazilla burger doesn't come cheap

[Marcus Baker]

I can, or I can try!
*Flips burgers with a spatula in my mouth*
"Mmm..mmm.mm...m...! M..mmm....m..!"

[Ju-DedoH]

my talentz at last, zey are requested !
zo, what kind of friez do you want ?
I can do french friez of course, chips, curly wurly hermione hairy friez and ze famous scar friez shaped like ze lightening.
I can do a mix of zem all for ze very little price of #CHA CHING# 234517653 Galleonz

[Marcus Baker]

*Done with the burger*
"Burger is done! Hey Ju, your charging only 234517653 galleons?? That is not a lot. I would charge 100234517653!