Broomsticks And Owls

by **LadySnape** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

Pacific Grove, California- It causes a misdemeanor if you kill or threaten a butterfly

Ventura County, California- Cats or dogs can't have s*x without a permit.

Sarasota, Florida- It is illegal to wear swimwear while singing a public place.

Chicago, Illinois- A hat pin is considered a concealed weapon.

Michigan- It is illegal for a woman to cut her hair without her husband's consent.

Minnesota- It is illegal to mock skunks.

Brainerd, Minnesota- Every man must grow a beard

Ohio- It is illegal to sell beer while wearing a Santa Claus suit, even if you are a dog.

Seattle, Washington- It is illegal to sell lollipops. Suckers are fine.

Virginia- All bathtubs must be outside, not in the house.

Toronto, Canada- It is illegal to ride a streetcar on Sunday after eating garlic.

Cleveland, Ohio- It is illegal to capture mice without a hunting license.

Arizona- It is illegal to hunt camels.

Kentucky- It is illegal to carry and ice cream cone in your pocket.

Louisana- It is illegal to rob a bank, and then shoot the teller with a water pistol.

Indiana- It is prohibited to bathe in the winter.

Kentucky- You must take a bath at least once a year.

Alaska- It is illegal to look at a moose from a flying vehicle.

Atlanta, Georgia- is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.

Idaho- It is forbidden by law for one citizen to give another citizen a box of candy that weighs more than 50 pounds.

New York State- It is illegal to shoot a rabbit from a trolley car.

Somalia, Africa- It is illegal to carry old gum on the tip of you nose.

New Jersey- It is illegal to slurp soup.

Arkansas- A man is allowed to beat his wife, but no more than once a month.

Chicago, Illinois- It is illegal for a woman that weighs 200 pounds to ride horses in shorts.

Miami, Florida- It is illegal for a man to wear a strapless gown.

Mesquite, Texas- It is illeagal for children to have unusual haircuts.

Connecticut- It is illegal to walk across the street on your hands.

Avignon, France- It is illegal for a flying saucer to land in the city.

North Carolina- You cannot sell cotton lint or cotton seed at night.

New York- It is illegal to do anything against the law.

Hartford, Connecticut- It is illegal to plant a tree in the street.

Christiansburg, Virginia- It is illegal to spit.

Provincetown, Massachusetts- it's illegal to sell suntan oil until after noon on Sunday.

San Fransisco- It is illegal to beat a rug in front of your house.

by **Shadow** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

Are these true? I would really like to know what kind of man would wear a strapless gown. That is so weird.

Here's one a found on a card I got from the summer reading program at our library.

Memphis, Tenessee: It is illegal for frogs to croak after 11pm.

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Shadow on 2002-08-20 21:07 ]</font>

by **the-rabid-chocobo** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

lmao...
in alaska it's illegal to shoot a moose out of an airplane...or any other flying vehicles...
...
that leaves my hovercraft out i gues. (..)

by **Quicksilver** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

Wow! Crazy people! :???:

I like this one

Arizona- It is illegal to hunt camels.
Are there even camels in Arizona?

Utah- All teachers must allow little boys to come to school wearing cowboy ourfits

by **Deedra Malfoy** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

Nevada: It was illegal to ride a camel.

Talk about stupid!

by **the-rabid-chocobo** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

oh...i meant to say mouse...it's illegal to shoot a mouse from an airplane

by **Shadow** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

I think the one that's the most stupid is the one that lady Snape put that says that in Ohio, it is illegal to sell beer while wearing a Santa Claus suit, even if you are a dog. Also the one where it's illeagel for a man to wear a strappless gown. Think they actually had that happen?

by **the-rabid-chocobo** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

i guess they're gonna have to bust the santy dog i bought my bear from last night...darnnit

by **Wedge** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

LMAO!

by **the-rabid-chocobo** » Monday 26 August 2002 6:35:27pm

really suxors too...it was the shiznits

by **Gryffindor Student** » Monday 26 August 2002 9:39:30pm

One question real quick choco.....this may sound stupid but what does suxors stand for....i mean i know the sux part put whats the ors part for? Anyway....those are some wierd laws.......

by **the-rabid-chocobo** » Monday 26 August 2002 10:56:11pm

suxors means sux
roxors means rox
the 'ors' has gots nothing to do w/ it

by **Wedge** » Monday 26 August 2002 10:57:43pm

It's just... a thing.... it's kinda hard to explain....

by **the-rabid-chocobo** » Monday 26 August 2002 11:05:09pm

exactly

by **Gryffindor Student** » Thursday 29 August 2002 9:53:53pm

Whatever!

Broomsticks And Owls

Crazy Laws!

...

Who is online