Broomsticks And Owls

by **the-rabid-chocobo** » Saturday 5 October 2002 5:37:36pm

he could be the seven dwarves

by **LadySnape** » Tuesday 15 October 2002 10:20:15pm

the-rabid-chocobo wrote:lol
here's one
haggy-mabye i should've told em that

Haggy? *lmao* :lol:

by **star_light** » Friday 25 October 2002 5:51:54am

These are hillarious!!! i especially liked the one about Snape and Malfoy watching Spnge Bob Square Pants.

by **Shadow** » Friday 25 October 2002 10:24:48pm

Thank you! :lol:

by **Quicksilver** » Wednesday 13 November 2002 8:58:18pm

I have a whole bunch right here

www.angelfire.com/realm2/obscurity/Never!.html

That's part of my website, so I don't think it's hotlinking.

by **Diamond Angel** » Thursday 30 January 2003 4:30:41am

(sorry for bringing up this topic since it hasn't been posted on since November, but I just thought of a bunch ...)

[color=violet]Hermione: Hey, Harry! Guess what?
Harry: What?
Ron: It's time to save the world!!
*They all turn into the Powerpuff Girls: Hermione=Buttercup, Harry=Blossom, and Ron=Bubbles*
Harry: Let's go!!
*Ron, Hermione, and Harry fly off to Townsville in order to stop Voldemort in his volcanic hideout in the middle of it singing the theme song*[/color]

[color=red]Draco: *marches around his mansion* SAVE THE MUGGLES! SAVE THE MUGGLES! SAVE THE MUGGLES! SAVE THE MUGGLES! *brandishes a huge sign saying, (you guessed it) "SAVE THE MUGGLES"*
Voldemort: Now, Draco, what did I tell you?
Draco: That you are my mother?
Voldie: Before that?
Draco: That Hermione's nice enough, but that she was too dense?
Voldie: Before that?
Draco: That you wanted to go to Australia and create a new country band called "Voldemort and the Death Eaters"?
Voldie: Before that?
Draco: *thinks hard, then snaps his fingers, looking triumphant* That you wanted me to go on a save-the-innocent-muggles campaign?
Voldie: Finally! Crime-committing muggles don't deserve to be saved as much as innocent ones! Now, change that sign!
Draco: *makes a little ^ between THE and MUGGLES and writes INNOCENT* There. Happy now, mother?
Voldie: Good boy! Fifty points to Ravenclaw!
Draco: *confused* But I'm in Gryffindor![/color]

[color=blue]Neville: Did you know that E equals MC square?
Hermione: Thank you SO much, Neville! Now I won't fail my Muggle Studies test![/color]

[color=darkred]Wormtail: *who had dropped the Death Eater jop and was now a highly respected minister* I now pronounce you, husband and acromantula! You may kiss the ... er ... spider.
Ron: Thank you so much for marrying us, Father Peter! Oh, Aragog, I LOVE you! *smooches the blind spider right on the lips ... er ... fangs*[/color]

McGonagall: Maybe someday we can be together ... only fate can hold us apart. Oh, how I wish it were simpler!
Snape: Oh, do not worry, my sweet, loving angel! Let's take a walk on Broadway! *starts singing songs from "Cats"*

[color=indigo]Harry: How come no one likes me?[/color]

[color=orange]Ginny: You know, I've decided, Harry, that you and I are not meant to be.
Harry: Why, Ginny, my love? What horrible thing can keep us apart?
Ginny: *looks incredulous* Why, I'm better than you, of course![/color]

[color=brown]Sorting Hat: Hmm ... I believe that you should go in Gryffindor!
Harry: But I wanna go in Slytherin!
Sorting Hat: Who's Godric's hat? I am! I make the house decisions around here!
Harry: And I'm Harry Potter! I demand to be put in Slytherin!
Sorting Hat: No deal. GRY -
Harry: PUT ME IN SLYTHERIN YOU *beep*-ING HAT! *throws SH on ground and starts violently beating it up*

Well, there's my bit. Hope you enjoyed! ^_^

by **Shadow** » Friday 7 March 2003 3:35:05pm

funny

by **Rory Pridinham** » Sunday 4 May 2003 6:41:18pm

Great job you guys! I was laughing so hard I nearly choked! (I can't think of any right now, but i'll try for later)

by **Blaise Zabini** » Saturday 10 May 2003 6:57:14pm

McGonnagal: Flitwick, dearest, is that a magic wand in your pocket or...
Ack, have started convulsing from imagining the gross-ness of the above line...

by **Neo** » Sunday 11 May 2003 6:46:20am

by **Holly Golightly** » Monday 12 May 2003 9:14:00am

that's damn funny Blaise!!! heheheh!

:lol:

by **Shadow** » Thursday 17 July 2003 5:07:13am

This is for all you muppet fans

Harry and fellow Gryffindors have just captured Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle, sneaking around the castle after hours.

Harry: You will suffer the wrath of our queen!!! Boom McGonnagal!
Malfoy: That can't be good.
All: chanting Boom Mcgonnagal! Boom Mcgonnagal! Boom Mcgonnagal! Boom Mcgonnagal! Boom Mcgonnagal! Boom Mcgonnagal! Boom Mcgonnagal! Boom Mcgonnagal! Boom Mcgonnagal!...

Weird, I know, but I was tired.

by **molli** » Thursday 17 July 2003 8:14:57pm

oh my goodness you guys!!!!!! i really needed a laugh, thank you!! :lol:

that is all so funny!

by **Marcus Baker** » Wednesday 23 July 2003 8:59:36pm

AHAHAHAH SO FUNNNY...........PPEEEEEEING IN MY PANTS..........HAHAHAHA

:lol:

by **Marcus Baker** » Friday 25 July 2003 2:45:14pm

eating:
ron: No thanks im not hungry
hermione: oh come on, the more we eat, the later we are for class!!!
harry: this is good, but not as good as HAGRIDS FOOD!!! :grin:

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