McWizards

[Lizzy Bennet]

lol I think Lizzy had all the sleeping draught (oh new word i dont know what it means but I will use it) that she needs.

But you know what? We may need some just in case.

*Mint listens to Huffleduck singing songs about taking over the store*
hehe - just the kind I want to be working here! Obsessed over the world domination kind *Mint grins to herself*

Hmmm, this milkshake looks too good for a free one... ....*Mint tries some*



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(PS - wonderful idea with the draught Lizzy! )

Off-Topic: I could have sworn I picked up the word 'draught' in the HP books...I seem to remember reading Hermione saying she put a sleeping draught in the cupcakes Harry and Ron had for Crabbe and Goyle when they needed their hairs in book 2 for the polyjuice potion. Then again, maybe I'm just making stuff up and not realizing it!

On-Topic: Lizzy wakes up in a pool of ice cream, ketchup, and weird smelling glue...without thinking she sniffs the glue

Say, this place sure does look good after sniffing glue (do NOT try this at home! ). hehehe

Lizzy goes and sprays herself off with the hose which knocks off some of the glue stupor, then puts the sleeping Mint in the closet...plucks a hair from Mint's head, whips up some polyjuice potion, and decides to be Mint for the next hour...

[Lizzy (as Mint)] That'll be 30 dollars for that hamburger and soda...would you like 15 dollar fries with that? Move it, Huffleduck!

[Wilwizard]

This place is way to weird *leaves*

[Lizzy Bennet]

This place is way to weird *leaves*

Um, considering this thread is in Zonko's, I think that's the point!

[azn wizard]

er...a president considering his company weird? how odd...aye aye....

[Lizzy Bennet]

er...a president considering his company weird? how odd...aye aye....

What I think is weird is expecting a thread like this (especially one with Mint and Huffleduck and MEEEEEE ) to be remotely normal, especially considering it's in the Zonko section. But if Mr. President was referring to his company being weird, well, I'd say he's assessed the status quo quite well! tee-hee-hee

[Lizzy as Mint still] Ahem! So are you coughing up 30 dollars for your Magic (Happy) Meal or what?! Huffleduck, stop eating ice cream directly out of the machine! *goes postal* Don't you know we're being graded??

Realizes Huffleduck is the hardest working member in the nut factory ...erm, the friendly staff at McWizards, not to mention the problem with the 'being graded' statement since I'm not Lizzy right now!

Huffleduck, you get a raise...be sure to buy a 20 dollar drink with that!

Hears Mint trying to get out of the closet!

Hmmmm, guess THIS gig is up...Huffleduck, you are now officially in charge...good luck!

Reverts back to being Lizzy and as Mint bursts out of the closest, Lizzy runs for her life!!

[HuffleDuck]

Do the Homer's(Simpson} woohoo Whoohooo Whoohoo..
I'm in charge I'm in charge..
Dancing around and gives out free coupons
Eats some more ice cream
I'm finally and officially is the BOSS now
* Starts charging people who walk in*
*Gives Mr.President some Snape ice cream(sleeping potion is added)*

*Dancing around the store*

[Holly Golightly]

Dancing around and gives out free coupons

Hrmmm, can't have none of that action going on...

Holly goes to find Mint

We are gunna have to take Huffleduck out Mint...
Maybe we should put him through the ice-cream processor???

[HuffleDuck]

(Draught was used in CS)

Coupons that only worth 1sickle of course


Putting up Sign Hire is needed

[Gwared]

*walks in*

Hello, my name is Hire. I believe I'm needed?

[HuffleDuck]

My mistake there, i was gonna put employee is needed or Hiring now.

Well if you wanna work here, you have to pass a test.

Goes off to make up a test

[Mint]

*Mint finally returns to her sences and stares at huffleduck running around*

Where is that Lizzy girl!!!! Oh well, guess she won't be reporting us anymore...

what is all of this paper....

*Sees free coupons on the floor*

Ahhhhh!!!! Those ....those....those are for freee!!!!!!! Huffleduck what r u doing!!!!!

*Starts burning coupons and notices Hire*

Oh r u looking for work? We need a janitor!!! We have very uncompetitive pay, no benefits and horrible working environment. In other words - great place to be working at!!!!

*Mint sees with a corner of her eye Holly trying to figure out how to work icecream machine.......couple of screws fall off.... *

hehehe ....um.... lets go to this further table and look over your resume.

[HuffleDuck]

Ok here is the test

Question #1
What do you do when a customer refuses to pay?
Q #2
Do you accept bribe?
Q:#3
What would you do if customers refuse to pay you for your labor works?
Q:4
Do you like being a boss if chances were giving to you?

[Mint]

Ohhhh, Im gonna answer this one too!!!!

*Mint hides from Hire so he won't see the answers*

What do you do when a customer refuses to pay?

Oh goodness, lots of stuff....Spray him with Water, Ketchup,Mayo.....make him work.....Put him in a room full of hungry PiranhaChickens


Do you accept bribe?

Hehehe DUH!!!

What would you do if customers refuse to pay you for your labor works?

Dress him up in a Barney costume and make him into a Piñata.

Do you like being a boss if chances were giving to you?

Im Am the boss!!! *looks around for president* I am the ruler of the Universe!!! Muahahahaha.....ha....h .......Mint chockes for a moment.

[Gwared]

Ok here is the test

Question #1
What do you do when a customer refuses to pay?
Q #2
Do you accept bribe?
Q:#3
What would you do if customers refuse to pay you for your labor works?
Q:4
Do you like being a boss if chances were giving to you?

#1 Easy, Avada Kedavra. Then make polyjuice potion and sell all their possesions and raid their Gringotts Vault to pay for their meal.

#2 Yes, but it depends what for. Nobody's bribing me for free food!

#3 See #1.

#4 Yes, I am a power-hungry, egotistical, sadistic maniac who craves rulership of the entire world and hopes to accomplish this with an army of chickens or ducks depending on who wins that war!

Is that all?

[HuffleDuck]

OOhh you're very good!! You are now officially our employee here.

Mint you can't take the test. You're already our epmloyee here.

Goes off to find some potions to drug the customers Here is now officially the Pirate restaurant.

Puts up signBody guard of any type is needed and please no scary chicken. Need someone who can take on customers who are tough