Montez Pub & Brewery ((RP & Help needed))

[Susan Montez]

"Any animal food is FREE!!!!! BUT, You have to pay double if you order something for yourself.," Susan yells.

Jason grabs Susan and he gives her a kiss on the lips. Susan looks at Riley and she sees her about to throw up.

"NOT ON THE FLOOR!!!! Please don't throw-up on the floor!!!! Jason! MEET ME AT HOME! NOW! RILEY! YOU'RE IN CHARGE!," Susan yells as she follows her husband to their house.

[salemboy]

Susan, Riley's a guy. Will you and Jason stop yelling, or we'll start a revolt.

[*Riley*]

I am indeed a guy.
And you put ME in charge !?
Ohh, this could be dangerous!

[Q.Araignee]

*The manic tone to Riley's voice is scary, so she mewls and looks up at salem as if asking for help*

[salemboy]

*Uses silencing spell on Riley.* Happy, Q? Oh, I know. *Puts silencing spell on Jason, as well.*

[Q.Araignee]

*Nods and licks salem happily, purring away*

[Susan Montez]

*Susan throws Salem out*

"Noone silences my husband except for me!," Susan says angrily.

*unsilences Jason*

"Are you okay?," Susan asks Jason.

"I am now....Where were we?," Jason responds. *You really shouldn't be posting things like this, none of us want to read about this kind of matierial. --FawkesthePhoenix*

((Susan & Jason are at home now!!!!))

[salemboy]

Ok, we DON'T need to know that last part. You could have kept it completely to yourself. And please stop emboldening when your characters speak, because we think that you're yelling, and that makes us retaliate, like this. *Throws Dung bombs into Jason and Susan's office.* Nobody throws me out for silencing somebody who likes to yell as much as Jason!!!

[Q.Araignee]

*Hisses at Susan and Jason angrily, hackles raised*

[*Riley*]

We did NOT need to know that you get undressed, and so on and so forth.
Anyway,
*Gives cat ball of string*
Knock yourself out little one, oh and take these *Puts earmuffs on the cat* So you don't hear Susan and her manic boyfriend.

[Q.Araignee]

*Looks around, bemused at the sudden quiet, but is soon playing with the ball of string very happily*

[salemboy]

*Pulls out his own ball of string and begins to make it criss-cross across Susan's office, and pours glue everywhere.*

[Susan Montez]

*Susan returns two years later*

"Hey!!!! Who did this to my office?," Susan screams.

*Jason enters and he looks at Susan-who's now tearing the pub apart- and he stops her by stunning her*

"Stupefy!," Jason bellows.

*Spell hits Susan & she falls to her knees frozen*

"Uh, Sorry about that....She's a little moody now. I have no idea why, but I think she's relaxed now. Anyways, Can I please get two orders of Pina coladas?," Jason says.

((I'm sorry about all of the porny stuff I didn't mean to put that.....))