Broomsticks And Owls

by **GodrictheGriffon** » Saturday 27 January 2007 3:07:30am

Choki's not here yet. :eek:

*Stomach grumbles*

by **FawkesthePhoenix** » Sunday 28 January 2007 12:37:25am

then who's.....

by **Mint** » Friday 15 June 2007 6:47:41pm

I'm sorry everyone, but since all of my employees are on leave the only thing that is being served at the moment are boogarts....erm....enchanted ones of course :laughing:

by **GodrictheGriffon** » Friday 15 June 2007 7:52:06pm

I'm so hungry, I'll eat. Whatever the h___ they are....

by **FawkesthePhoenix** » Friday 15 June 2007 10:50:11pm

i'm just here to apply to be lizard mcwizard.....

by **salemboy** » Wednesday 18 June 2008 3:55:50pm

I'd like one of everything, please. I'd also like crushed jalapeno peppers mixed in with my shake, and sliced jalapeno peppers on my BLT. To go, please.

by **choki** » Saturday 12 July 2008 3:14:04pm

*sneaks back in after a long holiday trip at Azkaban*
Oh welcome to McWizards!
We are still open!

*sees many customers with spider webs all over*
Cleaner! We need to clean up those customers!!!!

Did anyone say LIZARD?!??! Holy Merlin, we gotta really give this place a scrub. But we could always fry some Lizards as snacks...
And Jalepeno? No we don't serve jalepeno cos I dislike it... there is only...
*catches a big fat lizard*
Lizard juice!

by **Wanderful** » Saturday 12 July 2008 3:20:13pm

*Walks in and sees Choki force feeding an ancient customer lizard juice*
Err
*Before I could leave Choki chains me to a bench*

Noooooo ! I only drink frog juice !!!

by **FawkesthePhoenix** » Saturday 12 July 2008 4:21:44pm

ahem, i said i wanted to dress up as Lizard McWizard, in order to promote this place in advertisement.
*secretly ushers out all the lizards so they won't be juiced*

by **choki** » Sunday 13 July 2008 1:17:38pm

Ah.. something like a Mascot!?
Lizard McWizard...
*looks around for The Manager, but sees no one*

Ok you are hired! Now go and distribute these pamphlets!
*throws a huge stack at Fawkes*

*turns attention to the chained Wanderful*
Noooo... we only serve Lizard Juice!!!
*tries to grab a lizard but finds none*
Funny, where has it gone.... oooh nevermind...
Frog? You wanna drink frog juice? Noooo... I'm the commander of the duck in the chicken-vs-duck war and frogs are my comrades (scellanis' frog army)
No frog is served here...

How about the water and goo combo? It is only 5000 galleons

by **FawkesthePhoenix** » Sunday 13 July 2008 4:50:01pm

*flicks pamphlets onto everyone's heads*

by **GodrictheGriffon** » Monday 14 July 2008 12:14:23am

This place has really gone down hill since I was here last.

by **choki** » Monday 14 July 2008 5:38:52am

is that so?
*looks around*
oh well, everyone is shipped off the Azkaban... I just came back from there...
I see... publicity! We need more publicity!

by **Ms. Elsewhere** » Monday 14 July 2008 7:29:13am

"Hi! I've just been to McDonald's and then Hungry Jacks and their icecream machines are broken. If you guys don't have icecream..."

*Takes a big breath, fingering her wand, then straightens up and fixes her hair and says in a sad and slightly insane voice*

I just don't know what I'll do!

by **salemboy** » Saturday 19 July 2008 5:28:24am

You know what, I think I'll just stop by Outback and grab a steak. Bye bye. *Runs as fast as he can out of that disgusting restaurant.*

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