Broomsticks And Owls

by **the-rabid-chocobo** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

http://dexworld.kicks-ass.net/iB_html/n ... s/kick.gif
look at that to see what i'm talking about here
harry-hey malfoy, look a muggle metal bird
malfoy-dur, huh? ::looks up::
harry-::kicks malfoy in the jewels::
malfoy-ouchies ::cries like a lil' baby to madame pomfrey::

by **Gryffindor Student** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

HAHAHAHAHA! That is so funny! I think Draco Malfoy deserves a good kick in the balls! :grin:

by **LadySnape** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

Such language! *LOL*

Snape: AAAAAHHH! My virgin ears! *covers ears*

*LMAO*

by **the-rabid-chocobo** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

language??? oh! shiznits!!! i didn't see that
sorry

by **Evil Sailor Saturn** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

Ron:I'm bored

Hermione:Me too

Harry:Hey, I'm tired of stoping Voldemort, lets just go take a Blastended Skrewt for a walk instead!

All together: Yeah!!I'll race you!! ::all run off::

Draco:Hey wait for me!!

(Sorry that prob wasn't funny but all I could think of)

by **Gryffindor Student** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

All of them wanting to walk Blast-Ended scr*wts? LOL That totally woulnt happen! Thats funny! How about this.....
Harry: I like ferrets! Mad-eye will yoiu turn Malfoy back into a ferret? I want to hug him and squeeze him!
Ron: I love being the youngest child!
Draco: scr*w being evil and mean..its time to....(joins barney) ./'I love you...You love me..... ./'!
Hermione: *slams book shut* I hate studying! I just want to get a big 'F' and get all this sh*t over with!
How did you like it? More to come! :grin:

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by **Quicksilver** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

Ludo Bagman: Gambling is a sin.

Rita Skeeter: That was the best article I've ever read!

Rita realizes Ludo's giving her google eyes and backs away. Runs into Snape

Rita: Oh Severus! Marry me my night in shining armor!

Ludo: No! Shes my fair maiden!

Picks up Rita and flys away on an enchanted saxophone

Snape: COME BACK HERE WITH MY WOMAN!

Jumps into a bathtub and flies after them

Death eater- Does this make my butt look big?

Lupin: I'm going to huff and puff and blow Hogwarts down!
[i:y0z9m1p2]-Why a werewolf should never take drugs-[/i:y0z9m1p2]

7. Voldemort: My loyal Death Eaters...
(enter Fred and George who administer an enormous wedgie)
Voldemort: Wormtail, what on earth was that?
Wormtail: I believe that was a wedgie, my Lord.
Voldemort: Dang.

My most favorite one from my friend Almah

Harry: *giggles* CLICK! CLICK!

Ron: Hermione, what's up with Harry?

Hermione: I don't know, but he's been stapling things to himself all morning.

Ron: Hey! There's my chess set! Harry, take my chess set off of your forehead!

Harry: *giggling* No!

Hermione&Ron: 0_o

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by **the-rabid-chocobo** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

wtf??? uh huh...riiiiiight

by **Gryffindor Student** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

Er... why was Harry stapiling things to his forehead? Wouldnt that hurt? That was funny but i mean where in the heck did you get the idea to write someting like that? Umm i dont have any ideas right now but I will come up with some later! :smile:

by **Harry'sGirl** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

hahahha...that was all so funny!!!! the malfoy in the crotch...omg that was funny! go harry! you rule!!!!

by **LadySnape** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

After stapling things to his head, Harry is gonna have quite a few interesting scars! *LOL*

Hermione: You're a great wizard, Harry. You really are.
Harry: NO Sh*t! I almost killed Voldemort! I fricken RULE!

*LOL*

by **Wedge** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

by **Quicksilver** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

Could I borrow that?

by **Gryffindor Student** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

That was funny LadySnape! LOL!!!!! *rolls on ground lauging* :lol:

by **LadySnape** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

Sure, you can borrow it if you want! Glad you like it! LOO!

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