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[GodrictheGriffon]

*Cacti explode and showers juice on the two remaining worshippers.*Yay! A blessing!

[Simatra]

*blink blink* What have the hijens sayeth to nothing and eat cheese? *licks the dust off the wall* Tastes like rubber......or chicken. Godric, Fawkes?...do you know what this tastes like?

[FawkesthePhoenix]

*licks the wall* a rubber chicken made in taiwan that has some real chicken in it. it was flown
here middle class, where it became the giant mushroom cloud's favorite food. since then we've been importing it by the crate. today the mushroom ate to much and thought we might like it's upchukings as a present. godric?

[Simatra]

Wow, that's deep....

[Un'Anima Persa]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


OUT! OUT! OUT!

STOP SHOWERING MY BAR WITH CACTUS JUICE!

THE CACTI ARE OUT!
NOW.

[Simatra]

*eyes come focused agian* Ugh,...Please stop shouting.....*walks out* Why does my mouth taste so funny.....?

[Un'Anima Persa]

-puts up notice-

"All cacti are officially banned from now until forever.
If you make a mess you have to clean it.
The juice bar reserves the right to take legal action against those who refuse to comply with the rules"

[selene]

* when the cacti explodes*
ugh
*watches simatra and fawkes lick the wall*
thank the goddes i was spared that in our common room
*watches uap yell and mutters*
you're lucky, they haven't even mentioned the 'giant friendly mushroom' ... and you can ban cactus juice
can i get another glass of wine, please, the same as before?
*goes back to reading her book*

[Simatra]

*walks back in, when UPA glares* Don't worry, my heads cleared of the catus, I might have a few side affects, but I should be good. If I could just have a Frozen Hot Chocolate, that'd be nice......*Smiles hopefully*

[Un'Anima Persa]

-pours Selene's wine-
Giant friendly mushroom? I'm terrified to know what that is.


And of course, Simatra. =]
-fixes FHC-
Anything to keep your tongue off of my walls.

[Simatra]

*looks confused, but gladly takes the FHC* The giant friendly mushroom, you say? *sighs* good times, gooooood times..... I thought I put something about it eariler...

[selene]

what it is, is not that terrifing ... but how they act around it ... remembers, shudders
at simatra*
right
how much do you remember from when your on cactus juice?

[Simatra]

You remember it, I think. but your head is fuzzy afterward for a while, and while on, you're happily stubid. (If you didn't notice! ) They don't really go into full detail about it, but seeing as it's a kids show...Someone getting drugged is pretty funny!

[DucksRMagical]

*walks in and stares* I sure missed a lot.

[GodrictheGriffon]

*Wakes up**Starts Cleaning*Did I light something on fire?*Notices bursted cacti and Simatra's burnt eyelashes*Oh, yeah. I've got to stay off that stuff....