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......Run Away, WHAT, are you doing? They have no clue who Mr. Bean is so they'll get think your creepy. ...
Hmm, we haven't had any customers in a while....
That sounds like a good idea, but I wouldn't assure people that they work better than home-brewed. Yay stuffed animals! Yes no spam here please! Go Simatra! *Grabs another can of spam* "Everybody Duck!" *Throws can of spam out window and covers head with arms as we hear a massive boom and see a giant mushroom cloud outside.*
NOOOOOOO!!!!!! *runs to grab the smap out of her hands* IT'S A SPAM BOMB!!!!!!!*Grabs it and chucks it out* BOOM! *fixes windows* Whew, thank you mushrooms! *turns to Run Away* See? I told you it was friendly!