by Q.Araignee » Friday 14 July 2006 11:09:56am
*Speaks drunkenly* They're already filming the third, lassie- one after the other, like Lord of the Rings. *Hiccough, spills the rum* Damn it, do you have any change to lend an ol' sailor so that's she can buy a bit o' rum? I'll sing fer it-
Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ten of the crew had the murder mark!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers' glut with a rotting red
And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes
Looking up at paradise
All souls bound just contrawise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!