Hee hee - lots of moderators are needed in Slytherin to ensure the House members don't release the Chicken army to take over the forum. Actually Painballdecoy doesn't seem to have been active since 18 July 2005, and seeing as Deedra Malfoy hasn't posted since 24 September, there does seem to be space available, so I'm happy to say you've got the place of Prefect, Phoenix in the Ashes! If you'd like the JK Rowling section too (or instead), please say and I'l make the necessary adjustments.
A tapping is heard high up in the Great Hall
Ooops - I left the windows closed in this cold weather
* Waves wand and the top Great Hall window opens to let a magnificent white eagle fly in *
With a loud, yet not alarming shriek, the Eagle swoops around the Great Hall, evidently looking for something or someone. Her gaze fixes and she swoops down toward Phoenix in the Ashes. Just a few feet above the table, she drops a shiny object from her talons, which Phoenix in the Ashes reaches out to catch. The object is a gleaming badge in Slytherin colours of green and silver
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Congratulations and thanks for becoming Prefect, Phoenix in the Ashes
Un'Anima Persa, many thanks indeed too. The questions of an infinite number of universes and all the possibilities they hold are now yours to control as Moderator of the What If? section.
Despite if being a popular place, there are no currently active Moderators at Zonkos, so I'm very happy to put you in charge of charge of the Fanged Frisbees and Hiccups Sweets, Asphodel. Much appreciation to yourself indeed for taking the Moderator place.
And ~Crookshanks~, Diagon Alley certainly could do with some help in stopping the owls from Eeylops Owl Emporium flying into Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes - some of them have quite an appetite and I'd shudder to think of what would happen if they got their claws into a pack of canary creams! With many thanks I gladly confirm that you're now Diagon Alley Moderator.
Actually, speaking of Diagon Dlley, one moment...* disapparates and then reapparates a few minutes later *
Ice creams from Florean Fortescue's all around to celebrate ~Crookshanks~, Un'anima Persa, Phoenix in the Ashes and Asphodel's new Moderating positions.