Gringott's Wizarding Bank

[Dumbledores Master]

Hi I would like to open an account and deposit the 502 galleons I got from my new Apothecary please. And then another 500 galleons that were just lieing about.

[tiggirl]

Sure, sign this contract which goes over the basic rules of gringotts (only one key per customer per safe, don't share your password in case you lose your key, gringotts is not responsible for any personal damages you may recieve while in the tunnels, enter the tunnels at your own risk, if you intend to sue the bank, sue the bank not the specific goblin or employee you dealt with during your time here at gringotts, etc.) just put your john hancock right here and you will be locked to follow these rules as long as you have your vault here at gringotts. should you break any of these rules, gringotts will be notified immediately and will seize all possesions and money in your vault. you will have to file with us to retrieve your belongings, a long and complicated process which usually takes longer then you will live. THEREFORE, do not breech your contract and you should have a pleasant time keeping your money here!

now, if you would ever like to deposit or withdraw money without actually coming to the bank, send an owl to pinkyprincess, P.O. box 413, Gringotts, Diagon Alley, with this velvet bag i am giving to you right now. if you wish to deposit, put the money in the bag with the letter and your key. the money will be deposited and your key and bag sent back to you. if you wish to withdraw, send the bag with your key and a letter with your signature on it stating how much you would like to withdraw. the money and your key will be sent back to you in your velvet bag. the velvet bag is the property of gringotts and is to be returned if you ever decide to no longer keep your vault here.


If you have any problems or questions, feel free to send an owl.

*Takes the 1002G and puts them into a velvet bag*

Here Brusus, show this person to their vault.

*a rather thin, greenish looking goblin walks up to lead DM into the tunnels*

[pinky p]

here, i've an idea *pp puts a large chest with a flap in the front just the size of gringott's velvet money pouches*

GRINGOTT'S DEPOSIT BOX

simply put your velvet bag with your key, money, & password into this slot, so you can deposit money when i'm not around. soon after, your key & velvet bag will be sent in an owl to you.

[Dumbledores Master]

in an owl?

[emus]

id like to make an acount please. then deposit 12 galleons, 14 sickles and 43 knuts. and i have a quill here ready to sign anything.

[Nightcrawler]

in an owl?

Yes, I hear that lately the wizarding commnunity have been complaining about owls who have, for whatever reason, decided to drop their mail. With the increase of mice, rats, shrews and other small rodents, it has become ever so tempting for our feathered friends to take a slight "detour" on their trips in order to satisfy their predatory nature.

Of course, catching prey is impossible when a parsel or large envelope is tied to their talons. As a result, it has now become ever so common for a client to recieve a half eaten rat in the mail... whilst their parcel is blowing about the woods.

Proffesional companies have decided that this just would not do. The solution? Put the mail inside the owl. Dropping the mail no longer becomes a problem! This new development benifits the company, the clints and of course the owls, who are now free to do whatever they please between trips. Experts have stated that now that the owls have mre time to themselves, the current rodent problem should also cease quite soon.

Upon arival, a simple charm is cast upon the owl, the bird falls unconcious, and while it sleeps, the contents of its stomach may be extracted painlessly through the beak. A then well rested owl may be paid, and then return to it's corporate owner (all the while eating more rodents).


Of course now consumers are faced with the bother of cleaning owl vomit from their mail...

[DragonFiend17]

Hey can I take out 35 Galleons, 10 Sickels, and 7 Knuts? thanks!

[Fantasy girl]

i would like t open an account and deposit * whispers into ear of helper 10000 galleons, 400 sickles, 150 knuts, and some jewelry

[HogwartsHQ]

Yes i'd like to make a deposite of ..... *whispers* of about 500 billion galleons 20 billion sickels and i have no idea how many Knots.

So is this a good place to put it here or no?

[Un'Anima Persa]

*casually walks up behind Hogwarts in an invisibility cloak and with a disillusionment charm on*

*knocks him over the head*

*takes money and runs*

[HogwartsHQ]

*HQ's Bodygruad comes out of no where and knock out Un'Anima Persa,

leens of him and says*

you do know that billions of geallons is alot yes, but what make you think he'd be carrying it.

*HQ is now back up and ready to kill, points wand at Un'Anima Persa, Cruico, he puts the spell on for 15 seconds.*

sorry about that, they let us do it in America for such things

Now back to business, first the Secirty in this room "SOCKS".
I'll Give you a good 798,000 Geallons to step up sercity.

oh your vallts are not a problem,

[Arun]

Hi, I'd like to open an account and deposit *whispering* 1 trillion galleons, 50 billion sickles, and a kabajillion knuts.

[Fantasy girl]

i need to deposit 30000 galleons, and withdraw about 1500 galleons

[HogwartsHQ]

Need to deposit 5 trillion geallons!

[Arun]

I need to deposit 10 trillion galleons!!!!