*walks in, kills bartender and takes over*
*Hands Dragonfiend some whiskey, then sets him on fire*
*Takes out a huge jug, fills it with a pint of whiskey, and crushes amber with it.* "There's your please!"
*Brings out big hairy guy from back of pub and orders him to punch slave for draco. Then orders him to twist him up* Big hairy guy: "Uh... man, this guy
is bad at twister! I can twist him, but he's just laying there! C'mon Slave! Twist me! *nudges slave* get up!"
So, Who's my next customer?