Deception and Misunderstandings: Rated PG-13! well maybe PG!

[Gryffindor Student]

Okay, before you read this you must have a good sense of humor and can except any kind of fun poking at the Harry Potter characters. I dont mean to be mean its just I thought this would be fun. Enjoy!

Deception and Misunderstandings

One day at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, it was the 5th year reunion! All the students or yesteryear were gathered there and seeing the glorious castle yet again. Harry, Ron, and Hermione are still the deepest and dearest of friends. Of course Harry is now engaged to Cho Chang and of course, Ron is engaged to Hermione. Draco is looking for a girlfriend, but right now he isn't very important to the story. They all had dinner and were heading to their old common rooms. As they entered through the portrait hole with many greetings from the Fat Lady. They all stepped into the common room. "Man! Its great to be back isn't it!" Harry said looking around with a grin on his face. "Yea, I really missed it." Ron said back. "I cant wait to see the common rooms again." Hermione said. "It will be just like a girls sleep over again." "Oh yea!" Ron yelled. "And the guys night out!" Harry smiled at his two friends. He was so happy for them. Harry was a little sad because his fiancé Cho, was in Ravenclaw. Dean Thomas and Neville Longbottom and Seamus Finnegan were all there. Along with Patti Patill and Lavender Brown, Angelina Johnson and Alicia Spinnet, and all the Qudditch girls. Percy Weasley, and no party is complete with out the Weasley twins Fred and George. It was great! Every one was glad to be back. Ron kissed Hermione good-night and ran up the dorm stairs. Harry and the rest of the boys followed.
The next day as Harry was walking around going to all the old classrooms and the teachers, he saw Ron walking out of the Ravenclaw common room. He was curious as he watched Ron round a far corner. He walked over and saw someone going into the room. "Hey! Let me in too please, my girlfriend is in there! I must see her." "Sure! Come on in!" He let Harry in and Harry ran up to Cho's common room. On the stairs a girl stopped him. "Hey I saw your friend Ron leave the girls common room and Cho was the only one in there. He was up there for a while. I would check it out if I was you." "Don't worry I am." Harry said with a determined look on his face. Hey burst through the door. "CHO!" I hear from one of your friends that Ron was up there with you, Alone! And he was up here for a while, what happened?" Anger flickered on Harry's face. "Harry I can explain." Cho began. Afraid what he was thinking. She was right. Harry was blinded by fury. Usually Harry isn't the jealous type but he was with Cho and Cho was a very pretty woman. She could have anyone she wanted if she wanted too. "How could you!?" And he stormed out of the room, down the stairs, and out the Ravenclaw portrait hole. "I cant believe she did this!" Harry said to himself walking down the corridor. "How could she ----- OOF!" Harry had rounded a corner and run into Hermione. "Sorry Hermione." Then Harry got an idea. Hermione was fairly pretty, he would get back at Ron for what he did. "Hey Hermione." Harry stared while he helper her pick up her books. "Yes?" "You don't like Ron a lot do you?" "Yes, I do, why do you ask?" She was looking suspicious. Then got all panicky. You should know that I do!" "Calm down Hermione." Guess what I just saw Ron doing?" Hermione looked up. "I saw him leaving the girls dormitory in the Ravenclaw common room! Him and Cho have done it! He was up in her room, and she and him were the only ones up there!" Hermione looked outraged. "How dare he!" Harry told her his plan to get back at them. Hermione smiled and looked over Harry from head to foot. He wasn't bad looking. He even was cuter than Ron in some sense. "Sure, lets go." She said. That night her and Harry had s*x up in the Astronomy tower with the Invisibility Cloak. They were happy, they got back at Ron and Cho.
A few weeks later, when Ron asked Hermione where she was that night, she finally cracked and had to boast that she had s*x with Harry. Harry didn't want this to be told , but then again, Ron has stolen Cho from him. Ron was so upset, he kept trying to explain. " I was borrowing some books from her and I was returning them! I swear!" "That's always the story isn't it!" Hermione shouted back. "Yea Ron!" Harry declared. "What a bloody great friend you are!" And to top it all of Ron was so mad he really went and had s*x with Cho that night! When everyone found out they decided to sit down and talk it over. They couldn't keep living their lives like this. So Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Cho all gathered together in the Gryffindor Common room when it was deserted. "We have to stop this." Harry said sighing. "Harry, I'm sorry I slept with Cho, I don't know what I was thinking." "I'm sorry I slept with Hermione." Harry said gently. "I love you Cho." He said turning to her. "I'm so sorry, and I love you too." Ron turned to Hermione. She seemed rigid and unrelaxed and acted like she was in a trance. Just staring off into nothing. "Hermione?" Ron asked startling her. "Oh! Yes, I'm so sorry Ron." She smiled a weak smile. "Good Hermione. " Ron went over and kissed her. She just sat there. Harry knew she has to be hiding something.
A few months later they were about to pack it up and leave the castle for a second time. Then big news hit. Everyone found out. "CHO! YOUR PREGNANT!" Harry was in shock. And to add to the confusion, Hermione was too. "I cant believe this!" Ron said looking at Hermione who was starting to show. "I just thought you had too many sweets at the feasts!" Two more months later, Hermione and Cho had their children. It turns out that Cho's child was, by blood test was Harry's son. Hermione had two kids! One, a son, was Ron's but the other one. "Ron, I don't think this is your child." Hermione said. "WHAT?!" Ron said. " Well its probably Harry's but we can adopt it." He gave a weak smile. Hermione looked worried. When the blood test came back it turns out that the second child, a girl was actually the child of Seamus Finnegan . O.O
Then Cho went into contractions suddenly and had another child. Harry thought it was Ron's probably. But it wasn't. It was Draco Malfoy's son! O.O

And Here the story ends. You figure out what happened.

By; Gryffindor Student

Note: This story has all the ppl totally out of character. I don't believe any of them would do this. I just thought it would be fun to write. Sorry if I offended anyone.

[Quicksilver]

Hehe. Hehehe. Hahha! BWAHAHAHAHA!
*goes into fits of maniac laughter*
That was fuuuuny!

[Deedra Malfoy]

Just as long as u had fun, that's ll that counts, rght?

[Gryffindor Student]

Sorry If no one enjoyed this, I was just bored one day and that idea came to my head. So yea, sorry and thanks to the ones who enjoyed it!