Broomsticks And Owls

by **Wedge** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

<fon face="impact">C H I C K E N S


It was getting dark in the Gryffindor common room; And Harry and Hermione were sitting on some comfy by the massive fire, which was crackling merrily, and happily burning wood.

Suddenly Ron burst through the Portrait carrying a box, which was shaking slightly.

‘What’s in the box?’ Asked Harry curiously. Ron opened the lid and suddenly two chickens jumped out, and landed on the floor. They clucked a few times in disapproval, and then looked around. Harry screamed and edged slowly away.

‘What’s the matter?’ Asked Ron mildly.

‘THEY ARE CKICKENS!’ Harry squealed ‘THEY WILL EAT US ALL, THEN TAKE OVER THE WORLD!’ Hermione shrugged, and turned back to a large book that she was reading. One of the chickens clucked savagely, and ate her, quickly.

Ron glared at the chickens.

‘Hey, You ate my girl friend!’ He thought for a moment ‘Oh well, care for a game of chess, Harry?’

They laid out the board, but soon the chickens ate all the chess pieces.

‘We are trying to play a game here!’ Ron complained. Suddenly the chicken ate him. Harry was left quite alone. He whimpered for a moment, and then he too, got eaten.

The chickens then proceeded until they had eaten everybody, then they took over the world.

The end.

[ This Message was edited by: Wedge on 2002-08-22 21:06 ]

by **Quicksilver** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

Wow. Rabid chickens.

by **Wedge** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

i know :| I hope that is just fiction! Chickens are POWERFUL you know. They get frustrated that nobody cares for them apart from me and Chocobo, they probably want to prove themselves. It is possible that this [i:2nzr7m2k][b:2nzr7m2k] is true! [/b:2nzr7m2k][/i:2nzr7m2k]
DUN DUN DUN!

by **Gryffindor Student** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

That is just freaky! :eek:

by **the-rabid-chocobo** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

dun dun dun! woot that was so frickin awesome!!! ^.^

by **Shadow** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

Cool!

by **Wedge** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

LoO... Face the truth, people chickens are gowna take over the world! Better be nice and feed them every time you see one, else they might eat you :razz:

loo.

by **Broccoli** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

Oh... I think I am also going to start to care for chickens... :grin:

by **Wedge** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

Good on you then :smile:

by **Melody Granger** » Monday 26 August 2002 11:20:32pm

CHICKENS RULE :grin:

by **Melody Granger** » Wednesday 28 August 2002 12:07:22am

I think I am also going to start to care for chickens

8) 8) 8) 8-)

by **Wedge** » Wednesday 28 August 2002 12:10:52am

Yup, thank god evryone is!

by **Quicksilver** » Wednesday 28 August 2002 6:27:24pm

Read these chicken/HP things. They are sooooo funny!

http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=831652

http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=311428

by **Wedge** » Wednesday 28 August 2002 7:15:14pm

[color=darkred]lmao[/color]
ah.... the first one was extremely funny:

Oliver Wood: I bet he's chasing the Snitch. He's really fast. Go chicken go!
:lol:

that was funy. Chickens ARE fast. GO CHICKENS GOOOO ATTAAACK!

by **Wedge** » Wednesday 28 August 2002 7:24:45pm

lmao OMG OMFG! ARGHHHH!
The second story.. god. it. was. funny. funny. funny, it was!
:lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
I likes chapter two the best, probably or the first one!

Broomsticks And Owls

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