by Meg Boyd » Monday 17 November 2003 5:14:10am
Harry arrived at the Weasley residence on Grenwild Drive just as Ron was heading out the door.
“Oy, is that you there Harry? Fancy seeing you this time of morning.” Ron said shifting an oddly shaped package slung over his shoulder. “What brings you to my humble home, eh?’
Harry cleared his throat and brought out his Hogwarts letter from his pocket. Ron instantly spied the familiar parchment and gave a sigh.
“By Jove I nearly forgot! Hermione told me ages ago to put the baby-to-be’s name down on the list for Hogwarts. Hmm, I suppose I ought to get on with that. What a nasty surprise it would be eleven years down the road when dear little Ronnie Junior never got his Hogwarts letter because his father was a lazy ol’ bag, eh? Hermy also told me to put his name down for some muggle school, just incase. Not sure if I recall the name. Eden, or something, sound right Harry?”
“Eton, Ron. The school’s name is Eton. And I’m sure McGonagall would not forget to send a Weasley their letter, even if their father was a lie-about.” Harry said, hastily trying to move on to another subject, “Actually I didn’t come here to remind you to put Ronnie Junior’s name down on the Hogwart’s list. I came here to talk to you and Hermione about something very important.”
Ron shifted the package to his other shoulder and scrunched up his fore head in the way he usually did when he was confused, “Well then, I suppose my project can wait. Why don’t you come in for a bit of breakfast? I reckon Hermione hasn’t quite put the leftovers of our nosh away yet.”
“Thanks, Ron. I’d certainly appreciate it.”
The two friends entered the small bungalow, and were greeted by the glowing face of Hermione who was just putting the remainders of the pot of porridge in a muggle plastic container. With a quick swish of her wand the container snapped shut and zoomed its way to the ice box.
“Ron I thought you were headed out to…Oh, gracious! Good morning Harry! What brings you to our neck of the woods so early?” Hermione said, wiping her hands on her apron.
Harry cleared his throat again, and began to explain his situation. However Ron cut him off, “Harry has something terribly important to say…must be incredibly important. I mean he’s even got a Hogwarts letter.”
Hermione face turned pale and her eyebrows furrowed together, as they usually did when she was upset or worried.
“Oh Harry! A Hogwarts letter, don’t they know of the memories??? Oh Harry I am so sorry, what does it mean? Have they found anything from Dumbledore??? Oh Harry do tell!!! Perhaps you should talk to someone about this. Harry, you’re a fright. You’re cheeks are all sunken in, and your eyes are baggy and blood shot. What have they done to you! Did you sleep or eat at all last night??? Harry please have some tea, oh Harry!” Hermione carried on in her flustered, worried gibberish, pouring tea and patting his messy black hair at the same time in a desperate attempt to sooth him.
“Right Harry, you ought to talk to us about it, let it out there chap, c’mon. Please have a spot of tea.” Ron chimed it, setting his parcel down and leaning into Harry’s personal space.
As Hermione and Ron buzzed about in their worried clamor, Harry tried to get a word in edgewise about his important dilemma. However every time he made any notion to speak Hermione shoved a scone or a swallow of tea in his mouth with a remark of his sallow, skinny, sunken appearance. After ten minutes of the chaos, Harry could not take it anymore. For the first time since he was fifteen he burst out at the two people he loved dearest.
“Enough! I’m fine, alright? Will you please stop nagging at me and let me talk? Who do you think you are, Lavender?” Harry cried, unsettling the teapot as he jumped up from his chair.
Hermione and Ron stared at him in awe.
“Well now, I had no idea you felt that way about Lavender. Is that why you came to talk to us?” Hermione said, gently pushing Harry back into his chair.
“I don’t feel that way about Lavender, I love her.” Harry said, jumping up again
“Right, and tractors have wings. Harry, I’m your best friend, you can’t fool me.” Ron jumped up also, at the sight of Harry’s glare, “Ok, ok. What in goodness name do you have to say already?”