Broomsticks And Owls

by **LadySnape** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

This is a song that my bud EmmaLeeSnape and I wrote, or rewrote I guess. Enjoy!

SNAPE (to the tune of 'Gump' by Weird Al)

Snape sat alone in the dungeon in the dark,
My name is Severus, he casually remarked
Waitin' for Albus and a Dark Arts Promotion
He just kept sayin' life is like a bottle of potion

He's Snape, he's Snape
What's in his head?
He's Snape, he's Snape, he's Snape,
Does he eat bread?

Snape was a big celebrity
For one game of Quidditch, he was a referee
Never gives points to Gryffindor because
Draco said it would be stupid if he does

He's Snape, he's Snape,
He's kinda mean
He's Snape, he's Snape, he's Snape
His hair ain't clean

Pour... pour... pour, pour the potion
Mix... mix... mix the mixture now
Stir... stir... stir, stir the Cauldron
Now... stop!

His buddy Draco was an ass-kissin' man
He kept earning more points for Slytherin
Snape knows lots about the Dark Arts, too
He went to Hogwarts, showed Dumbledore his tattoo

He's Snape, he's Snape,
He's kinda hot
He's Snape, he's Snape, he's Snape
And some think not

Is this Snape out of his head?
I think so
Does this Snape eat lots of bread?
I think so
Does this Snape want Quirrell dead?
I think so
And that's all I have to say about that!

by **Quicksilver** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

Do you think he eats a lot of bread? :grin:

by **the-rabid-chocobo** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

lol
who'da thought that you'd write a song?

by **Broccoli** » Thursday 1 January 1970 1:00:00am

I liked it! Shame I don't know the tune...

by **Deedra Malfoy** » Wednesday 18 September 2002 12:45:08am

That was the most idiotic song I have ever read. EVER! It was kinda cute though

by **LadySnape** » Monday 7 October 2002 4:09:07pm

Well, it was supposed to be idiotic. After all, it originally belongs to Weird Al Yankovic!!

by **Deedra Malfoy** » Tuesday 3 December 2002 10:58:25pm

Excuse me for stating the truth. He doesn't seem like a bread-eating man.

"Now, should I have pumpernickle or rye?" Snape pondered outloud while fingering the French bread as well. "Or maybe.... THIS!!!!!"

by **LadySnape** » Saturday 15 February 2003 10:46:06pm

cr*p! Sorry about that Deedra! :oops:

I think I just wanted to use the larger lettering that day! Boy, do I feel sheepish. I am CERTAIN I wasn't angry or anything. Sure looks that way, though... :oops:

I AM sorry. :red smile:

by **Sacred Guardian** » Friday 21 February 2003 2:54:34am

sorry to bust ur bubble and be a dork but......

"Wierd Al's" "Gump" was a parody of a song by "The Presidents of the United States of America" called "Lump". sorry, ur song is a parody of a parody

by **JessicaMalfoy** » Sunday 23 February 2003 10:01:23pm

I was EmmaLeeSnape But I forgot my password but I did not care for Emmaleesnape so I changed to this. Anyway I knew that about Werid al and the song was Lump. I should of told Lady Snape. Sorry Gf

but we both wrote this while on MSN messager goofing around.

by **Sacred Guardian** » Sunday 23 February 2003 10:07:03pm

that's cool

by **LadySnape** » Monday 24 February 2003 10:38:33pm

JessicaMalfoy wrote:I was EmmaLeeSnape But I forgot my password but I did not care for Emmaleesnape so I changed to this. Anyway I knew that about Werid al and the song was Lump. I should of told Lady Snape. Sorry Gf

but we both wrote this while on MSN messager goofing around.

No harm done.

I knew "Gump" was a parody of something, I just didn't know what and I didn't bother to check the CD.

:typing:

by **BECKYness** » Friday 11 June 2004 5:40:04pm

That was really good. Well done! :grin:

Broomsticks And Owls

Gump to Snape

well done!!! :]

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