Hey kids,
How are we? I have a good fun challenge. The Dursleys have been
subpeoneaed(?) to stand trial at Hogwarts for abuse and negligence
against Harry. Who would you pick as judge, prosecution and defense
and what would you choose as a sentence? Don't be shy. It can be
as funny or as serious as you want to make it. Let's see some good
ones and I will try to come up with one myself.