The Creevy brothers?

[Bextra]

I heard that the Creevy brothers will become the new Gryffindor beaters and then they'll drink some magic potion before every game to make them better and then the potion will run out and then they'll discover all they were drinking was coloured water and that they're actually really good at quidditch.

[Broccoli]

Wow! I wonder how one can get such detailed information

Quidditch with the Creevy brothers - that would be fun!

[Tanuki]

I heard Harry will find women's clothing in Snape's desk and realize that Serverus is actually his mother in disguise... honestly, where do these theories come from

[thestral]

oh that was funny and perhaps we'll discover that harry and snape will marry and ride into the beautiful sunset on unicorns with garlands of flowers.... (dumbledore will be very jealous) sorry bextra, it's always good to hear these sort of things. entertainment indeed.

[Prof.M.McGonagall]

The idea of snape being a woman is funny!!!! Mugglenet gives rumours though ... i've read it .... anyone fancy neville being a teacher?

[Chimera]

Dunno about a full-on teacher, but I reckon he'd make a very competent assistant to Prof Sprout.

[sorcerer83]

you got it all wrong snape is not a woman he just likes to wear women's clothes that's all
now no kidding i think Neville can really become a good teacher