Broomsticks And Owls

by **Phoenix in the Ashes** » Thursday 29 December 2005 8:55:48am

Yeah, well nobody knows what it's going to be, and the chances of us guessing it are basically none... but still, that one sounds terribly corny. :grin:

by **Asphodel** » Thursday 29 December 2005 10:40:04pm

I would just love it if it was titled: Harry Potter and the Annoyance and Grief That Harry has Caused us Over Time Due to the Fact that he is so Undeniably Incredibly Dim-Witted (for lack of a harsher word due to the fact that this is a childrens' book)

by **Phoenix in the Ashes** » Saturday 31 December 2005 3:04:04am

And tomorrow's documentary:

Harry Potter and Pavlov's Dog: Similarities?

by **Asphodel** » Saturday 31 December 2005 4:25:47am

Totally, they are constatly coming up with new similarities between Harry and single-celled parasites.

by **Phoenix in the Ashes** » Saturday 31 December 2005 10:38:09am

Indeed.

Anyone can survive a killing curse if your mother is handy and ready to die for you, gees... what makes him so special! :grin:

Haha.. anyway:

Harry Potter and the Growing Pains of Adria-... oops, wrong book.

by **Chimera** » Saturday 31 December 2005 3:40:19pm

Well, it's about Harry becoming a "mature" teenager, so:

Harry Potter and the vomit-strewn taxi

Harry Potter and the stunt with the tree

Harry Potter and the easy lay

Harry Potter jumps the tube barrier

Harry Potter and the tagging crew

Harry Potter and the meat wagon

Harry Potter and the water-filled rubber

Harry Potter and the symbiotic bowel

Harry Potter and the irate bouncer

Harry Potter and the "herbal" stash

Harry Potter and the stomach pump

Harry Potter and the fierce bollocking

Harry Potter and the clinic results

by **Asphodel** » Saturday 31 December 2005 9:27:52pm

Um.... that's just sounds wrong :-)

. How about Harry Potter and the Annoying Bookworm?

by **Phoenix in the Ashes** » Sunday 1 January 2006 10:06:05am

I edited it, it didn't look very good like that eh... I'll just think of one, er...

Harry Potter and the Egg of Remembrance

by **Asphodel** » Sunday 1 January 2006 10:18:49pm

Um...... that was so..... wrong. Harry Potter and Everyone Who Thinks He is Old Enough to Take a Prostate Exam.

by **Phoenix in the Ashes** » Wednesday 4 January 2006 9:16:51am

Replied to earlier before the server crashed... Oh well, I think I said something like..:

Yeah... let's.. just... not... talk about that anymore

Back to the serious stuff:

Harry Potter and the Staff of the Elements
Harry Potter and the March of the Chimera
Harry Potter and the Call of the King

by **Asphodel** » Thursday 5 January 2006 1:44:43am

Harry Potter and the Unknown Letter

by **Phoenix in the Ashes** » Thursday 5 January 2006 5:24:47am

Harry Potter and the Veil of the Gods

by **Asphodel** » Friday 6 January 2006 3:15:18am

Harry Potter and the Heart of the Veil

by **Phoenix in the Ashes** » Friday 6 January 2006 10:15:50am

Harry Potter and the Fifth Heart

by **Asphodel** » Saturday 7 January 2006 8:22:34pm

Harry Potter and the Gross Heart

Broomsticks And Owls

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