Favorite Song Lines

[Shadow]

Here are some funny songs by Mark Lowry

I Can eat it all

I can scarf a dozen donuts And lick the sugar off
my hands
If I had a hundred tacos
I could eat ‘em on command
If I eat ‘em even faster
You can see my waist expand
But the bloated feeling that I get
Is the part that I can’t stand
In the middle of the kitchen
I can’t help but gain a pound
I’ll never taste the thrill of victory
Till I finally chow down
I can offer no defense
When that aroma fills the place
When I’m served a tray of burgers
I will gladly stuff my face

Chorus
I can eat it all
Alfalfa sprouts and greens
But when it conies to fast food
I eat everything
I can eat it all
Whatever I desire
It’s fat that I require
‘Cause ‘ni a butterball
I can eat it all

The source of my condition
Is the fact I don’t abstain
I can measure my consumption
By the weight that I have gained
Well, my friends call me a glutton
And that causes me
such pain
If they serve me one more salad
I think I will go insane
‘Cause I’ve laid aside the health food
For the fatter foods I’ve found
When I get my hands on pizza
I can never put it down
When I hit my favorite restaurants
I eat everything I see
After hours at the buffet
They are begging me to leave

Chorus

I have a favorite verse
I would like you all to know
And it goes like this
“Man cannot live by bread alone”
That is why I lay my ground beef
On a broiling flame of fire
The more I have, the more that I desire
I can eat it all

I can eat it all
Whatever I desire
It’s fat that I require
‘Cause ‘I'm a butterball
I’ m wider than I’ m tall
I’m pure cholesterol
I can eat it all


Hyperactivity

Diagnosed as hypei from the day I was born
Been driving people crazy ever since that morn
When the doctor held me up he gave me a smack
reached around my mama and I slapped him back

Chorus
They might tame the wind
They might calm the sea
But they’ll never harness my
energy
I’m the poster boy for hyperactivity
It’s not my fault
The world’s not keeping up with me

Knew that I was different from the rest of my peers
None of them were swinging from the chandeliers
I never got a star for being good in class
Outlived my teachers that’s how I passed

Chorus

A hyperactive kid may be hard to control
But you’ve got to admit life is never dull
I spend my day just cutting up and pulling pranks
I save the world from boredom and I get no thanks

Chorus

It’s not my fault!
It’s not my fault!
It’s not my fault
The world’s not keeping up
with me

[TDM]

And now i found myself,
Wish I was someone else.
My hands are stained with love,
Wish I could take it away.
I hid behind the shelf,
In time the pain would melt.
My heart is stained with love.
Wish I could fake it!-Seether[/i]

[Willow]

"... I'm a rainbow in your jailcell
all the memories of eveything you ever smelled..."
I love the RHCP


"... each day ends guicker and my mind gets slower too..."
Silverchair they're good when your deprssed!!!


"throw away your television...it's a repeat it's a repeat..."
again RHCP

[tiggirl]

"Mad niggaz dreams caught the last train, mines missed it, Listed as a manic depressive with extreme paranoia and dog I got somethin' for ya! " DMX

"Been hit wit a few shells but I dont walk wit a limp (I'm aight!)" 50 Cent

"I love you like a fat kid love cake" 50 Cent

[Holly Golightly]

"I don't wanna do it like my daddy did,
I don't wanna give it to my baby's kid. "

"In a way I wonder if she's living in a magazine..."

"I saw you out there yesterday, what did you want to say
A perfect piece of DNA, caught in a flashing rain!

"Can I smell your gasoline?
Can I pat your wolverine?
On the day my best friend died,
I could not get my carpet cleaned!


-all RHCP - This is the Place.
Hrmm, the whole song it full of awesome lyrics!

[Neo]

"I put my trust in you
I push as far as I can go
for all this
there's only one thing you should know"

(In The End - LP)

"Sometimes I remember
the darkness of my past
briging back this memories
I wish I didn't have
Sometime I think of letting go
and never looking back
and never moving forward
so there never be a past"

(Easier To Run - LP)

[Mistress Siana]

@Willow and Holly: grrrrr...you stole my favorite RHCP quotes!

One of my favourites, Ana's Song by Silverchair

Please die Ana
For as long as you're here we're not
You make the sound of laughter
And sharpened nails seem softer

And I need you now somehow
Open fire on the needs designed
On my knees for you
Open fire on my knees desires
What I need from you

Imagine pageant
In my head the flesh seems thicker
Sandpaper tears
Corrode the film

And I need you now somehow
Open fire on the needs designed
On my knees for you
Open fire on my knees desires
What I need from you

And you're my obsession
I love you to the bones
And Ana wrecks your life
Like an anorexia life

Open fire on the needs designed
On my knees for you
Open fire on my knees desires
What I need from you

Love it!

Controlling my feelings for too long
Forcing our darkest souls to unfold
And pushing us in to self-destruction

And they make me
Make me dream your dreams
And they make me
Make me scream your screams
Showbiz by Muse


I love the way you love
But I hate the way I'm supposed to love you back
Silverchair again

[Mistress Siana]

Hey, I forgot this one

Just because you're paranoid it don't mean they're not after you!
Nirvana

[Holly Golightly]

HA!!! I love the Nirvana one Mistress Siana!
Which song is it from???

pS, RHCP do have absolutely awesome lyrics, huh!!!

I also love Pearl Jam ones...

"thoughts arrive like butterflies,
he don't know, so he chases them away"
- Even Flow

"Daddy didnt' give affection, no,
and the boy was something Mummy couldn't wear..."
- Jeremy

"I was bitten, must have been the devil
He was just plain mean"
- Red Mosquito

"I'm ahead, I'm a man,
I am the first mamal to wear pants!"
"I can kill cause in God I trust!
It's Evolution baby!"
"Admire me, admire my home
Admire my son, he's my clone,"
- Evolution

Okies, I'll stop now! hehehe!

[Mistress Siana]

Holly, I really like your taste in music!

The Nirvana song's called Territorial p*ssings


When I was an alien, cultures weren't opinions

Never met a wise man, if so it's a woman

Just because you're paranoid

Don't mean they're not after you

Gotta find a way to find a way when I'm there

Gotta find a way - a better way -

I had better wait

That's the full text, hehe

[Neo]

Nirvana is really good, I like it a lot, what a pity Kurt had to die. (please girls do not start saying he was so handsome, and all that)

The cover from the man who sold the world is one of the best covers ever. (I think)

[Blaise Zabini]

Would you know my name if I saw you in heaven?
Would it be the same if I saw you in heaven?
I must be strong and carry on,
'Cause I know I don't belong here in heaven.
-Eric Clapton

Oh Alexander, I see you beneath
The archways of aerodynamics.
-Pixies

A long time ago...me and my brother Kyle here,
We were hitchhiking down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon,
in the middle of the road.
And he said, "Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul."
Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other, and we each said... "Okay."
-Tenacious D

Golden slumbers fill your eyes
Smiles awake you when you rise
Sleep pretty darling do not cry
And I will sing a lullabye.
-John Lennon & Paul McCartney

Meh, is an interesting mix of song lyrics...[/i]

[TDM]

If I were to die, murdered in cold blood tomorrow,
would you feel sorrow, show love, or would it matter?-Eminem

[Sacred Guardian]

i like Hailie's Song, by eminem, but i won't post the lyrics because i don't feel like editing them, if you would like to look them up though, that's cool

[Holly Golightly]

It's okay to eat fish,
cause they don't have any feelings...
- Nirvana

*hrmm, too bad they just found out that fish do have feelings! Funny none the less though! *

And yeah, we are seeming to have v similar taste in music, aren't we Siana???